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Frank Gannucci · 10-12-2021, 10:50 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule (10/18-11/1):

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=404875

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD)

(CC)?

Sun. Oct. 17, 2021 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.

12:30a #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.

Sun. Oct. 24, 2021 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.

12:30a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Oct. 18, 2021 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair.

Mon. Oct. 25, 2021 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano.

(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

(CC?):

Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:

Tue. Oct. 19, 2021 1a #75 (aka #157) - *“Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode.

Wed. Oct. 20, 2021 1a #80 (aka #158) - *“My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease.

Thu. Oct. 21, 2021 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat.

Fri. Oct. 22, 2021 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

Sat. Oct. 23, 2021 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives.

Tue. Oct. 26, 2021 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed.

Wed. Oct. 27, 2021 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies.

Thu. Oct. 28, 2021 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives.

Fri. Oct. 29, 2021 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous.

Sat. Oct. 30, 2021 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

10-12-2021, 10:50 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,094	Honeymooners TV Schedule (10/18-11/1): honeymooners TV Schedule (10/18-11/1): To see the previous schedule click here: https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=404875 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. (WPIX) & (WPIX HD) (CC)? Sun. Oct. 17, 2021 12a #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth. 12:30a #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie. Sun. Oct. 24, 2021 12a #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie. 12:30a #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?" (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Mon. Oct. 18, 2021 12a #017 (aka #125) - "The Baby-sitter": Ralph signals his displeasure when he learns that Alice had a telephone installed in the apartment. Then later, when he calms down, he overhears a telephone conversation and thinks that she is having an affair. Mon. Oct. 25, 2021 12a #018 (aka #126) - "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph Kramden's get-rich-quick schemes were a Honeymooners staple, but the pipe dream in "The $99,000 Answer"---which originally aired Jan. 28, 1956---may be the funniest. Convinced that he'll triumph on a quiz show, popular-music expert Ralph (Jackie Gleason) intensely prepares at home, aided by piano-playing pal Norton (Art Carney), who warms up for each song with a few bars of a familiar Stephen Foster melody. Of course, the second he's on live TV, Ralph's bravado vanishes. Going into the classic Kramden meltdown---the eyes bugging, the lips quivering, the tongue stuttering "hummina-hummina"---he's asked, for his first question, to identify the composer of "Swanee River." DON'T MISS - - Norton's introduction to every song on the piano. (Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.): (CC?): Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.: Tue. Oct. 19, 2021 1a #75 (aka #157) - “Catch a Star”: At a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph lies that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to appear at the Raccoon's annual dance. Desperately, Ralph and Norton go to the hotel where Gleason is staying and try to convince "The Great One" to appear. FUN FACT - Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph play dual roles in this episode. Wed. Oct. 20, 2021 1a #80 (aka #158) - “My Fair Landlord”: Ralph buys a two-family house and the Nortons become Ralph's tenants. After moving in, Norton tries to break his lease. Thu. Oct. 21, 2021 1a #??? (aka #157) - "Away We Go” (Part 1): The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat. Fri. Oct. 22, 2021 1a #??? “Away We Go” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed are worried that they won’t be rescued so they pass the time by doing various things like singing about the fact that they would rather die together. They are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck. Sat. Oct. 23, 2021 1a #??? (aka #158)- "Plastered In Paris” (Part 1): Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money and give some of it to the wives. Tue. Oct. 26, 2021 1a #??? - “Plastered In Paris” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed get arrested for spending counterfeit money. While in jail, they try to get out only for the girls to get arrested too. They get bailed out only for Ralph & Ed to get jailed again when they try to hand in the culprits to the cops because the cops thought that the real culprits were Ralph & Ed. Wed. Oct. 27, 2021 1a #??? (Aka #159) - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 1): Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies. Thu. Oct. 28, 2021 1a #??? - “Behind The Iron Curtain” (Part 2): While trying to get out of custody by disguising themselves as Russians, Ralph & Ed are mistaken for real Russians and due to Ed’s stupidity, they have to go to a party. Once they have been found out, they escape and answer to their wives. Fri. Oct. 29, 2021 1a #??? (Aka #160) “When In Rome” (Part 1): The Kramdens & Norton’s arrive in Rome. While there, a little boy becomes smitten with Alice and becomes Alices guide. Ralph finds out about a guide (who he thinks is a full-grown man) and becomes jealous. Sat. Oct. 30, 2021 1a #??? - “When In Rome” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed try to catch Alice in the act at an Italian fiesta thinking that the tour guide and Alice are going to be there but get disappointed when Alice shows up but not with the guide. At the end, they find out the truth. *: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED. Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.