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Honeymooners TV Schedule (1/18-1/31):
Too see the previous schedule, click here https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards...d.php?t=387948 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. (WPIX) & (WPIX HD): Sat. Jan. 18, 2020 11p #004 (aka #111) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth. 11:30p #005(aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie. Sat. Jan. 25, 2020 11p (also Sun. Jan. 19 at 10:30p on MeTV & MeTV HD) #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie. 11:30p #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?" (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Sun. Jan. 26, 202 10:30p #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin. (Decades): (CC?): Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.: This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact they may want to show other shows. Mon. Jan. 20, 2020 11p #67 (aka #68) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer. Tue. Jan. 21, 2020 11p #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up. Wed. Jan. 22, 2020 11p #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living. Tue. Jan. 23, 2020 11p #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star. Fri. Jan. 24, 2020 11p #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion. Mon. Jan. 27, 2020 11p #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed. Tue. Jan. 28, 2020 11p #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer. Wed. Jan. 29, 2020 11p #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity. Thu. Jan. 30, 2020 11p #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role. Fri. Jan. 31, 2020 11p #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph. FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed. *: This episode may be HEAVILY edited. Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon. |
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