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Eb: (to Oliver)"Got another roll of tape?"
Oliver: "What for?"
Eb: "The radiator!"
(Oliver says something and kicks the tractor.)

Lisa: "Oliver, if we we want gas, would they have to put in another pole?"

Lisa: "Oliver, the other pole is ringing."
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Oliver: "Look, this may come as a shock to you, but Arnold is a real pig!"
TV Kiddie Show Host: "Oh, we found that out when we served the ice cream. He ate ten gallons all by himself; wouldn't let any of the other kids get near it."

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Oliver: "Well, he couldn't be dead."
Fred: "Oh, yes he could; I personally attended the funeral."
Oliver: "You sure?"
Fred: "I don't know what you do in New York. But around here, we don't give a man a funeral unless we are pretty sure he needs one."
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With Lisa's visiting pet duck quacking while Arnold the pig was oinking Oliver scoffed at them being able to understand each other to which Lisa replied:

"Of course not. Arnold speaks in English while Lazlo speaks Hungarian!"
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Eb Dawson:
It's good to see you again.

Mr. Wurthwaxer:
It's good to see you again, too.

Eb Dawson:
I can tell by the blank expression on your face that you don't remember me. I'm Eb Dawson I was in the graduating of '61 '62 '63 '64 and '65!

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It wasn't easy. I had to go over the wall.
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Oliver: "They must think I'm some kind of a nut, trying to get me to believe that Arnold could possibly write a note..."
Lisa: "Well it's his handwriting!"
Oliver: "Oh, come on!"
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Oliver Douglas:
Why don't you go over and see Mr. Haney and ask him to keep his dog away?

Fred Ziffel:
No, no, no, I don't talk to him.

Doris Ziffel:
No, they've been feuding for ten years.

Oliver Douglas:
What about?

Fred Ziffel:
Oh, I forget. But it must have been something pretty terrible, to make me remember it this long.

Oliver Douglas:
Well, that makes about as much sense as anything that's been said here today.

Fred Ziffel:
Mr. Douglas, now we don't want into sarcasm. What we want is advice.
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