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MA · 07-20-2018, 07:10 AM

Eustace Charleton Haney: (as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house) Make sure you wipe yer feet.
Fred Ziffel: You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!
Eustace Charleton Haney: That's 'cause I don't own a pig farm.

AB · 07-24-2018, 05:29 PM

Oliver & Lisa quote/lines:

AB · 08-10-2018, 05:25 PM

Oliver & TV kiddie show host:

MA · 08-11-2018, 05:25 AM

"Mr. Kimball: Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?"

AB · 08-11-2018, 02:41 PM

Eb: "Notice where Mrs. Ziffel is standing? Under the mistletoe!"
Fred Ziffel: "Why don't you mind your own business."

MA · 08-11-2018, 02:44 PM

"[Oliver Wendell Douglas's old tractor has just broken down again]
Oliver Wendell Douglass: There's something wrong with the carburetor.
Eb Dawson: Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!"

PhoenixAcres · 08-13-2018, 08:52 PM

Oliver: "I left the city so I could get away from the insanity of living there. I bought a farm so I could have peace and quiet. What do I end up with? A pig talking to a rock!"

MA · 08-14-2018, 05:42 AM

"[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale]
Oliver Douglas: Why don't we give away this one?
Lisa Douglas: No that's the dress I graduated from high school in.
Oliver Douglas: How about this one?
Lisa Douglas: That's the dress I wore the first day of college.
Oliver Douglas: [holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one?
Lisa Douglas: That's the one I got expelled in."

AB · 08-14-2018, 04:46 PM

Mr. Drucker: "Call the sheriff!"
Mr. Kimball: "Ok. SHERIFF!!"
Mr. Drucker: "No, on the telephone."

MA · 08-15-2018, 05:31 AM

'Call the sheriff.' 'OK. Sheriff.' 'No. On the phone.'
-Sam Drucker Hank Kimball

PhoenixAcres · 01-18-2019, 06:19 PM

Haney: "My phone bill's high enough without pigs comin' in here makin' calls"

MA · 01-18-2019, 07:01 PM

Lisa Douglas:
Could you keep it a secret from my husband? You see, I want to surprise him.

Ralph Monroe:
My lips are sealed.

Hank Kimball:
Now if we could only keep them that way.

Ohio8 · 05-30-2019, 08:54 PM

Lisa's catchphrase: "Hotscakes".

AB · 06-03-2019, 05:35 PM

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AB · 06-04-2019, 04:02 PM

Eb: Is there any sauerkraut juice left?
Lisa: No, I used it to make the hotcakes.

07-20-2018, 07:10 AM	#31
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	Eustace Charleton Haney: (as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house) Make sure you wipe yer feet. Fred Ziffel: You don't ever wipe YOUR feet! Eustace Charleton Haney: That's 'cause I don't own a pig farm.
	__________________ ~Mikaela~

07-24-2018, 05:29 PM	#32
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Oliver & Lisa quote/lines: Attached Images

08-10-2018, 05:25 PM	#33
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Oliver & TV kiddie show host: Attached Images

05-30-2019, 08:54 PM	#43
Ohio8 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 11,651	Lisa's catchphrase: "Hotscakes".
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

06-03-2019, 05:35 PM	#44
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	. Attached Images

08-11-2018, 05:25 AM	#34
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	"Mr. Kimball: Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?"

08-11-2018, 02:41 PM	#35
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Eb: "Notice where Mrs. Ziffel is standing? Under the mistletoe!" Fred Ziffel: "Why don't you mind your own business."

08-11-2018, 02:44 PM	#36
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	"[Oliver Wendell Douglas's old tractor has just broken down again] Oliver Wendell Douglass: There's something wrong with the carburetor. Eb Dawson: Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!"

08-13-2018, 08:52 PM	#37
PhoenixAcres Member Moderator Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2016 Location: United States Posts: 5,682	Oliver: "I left the city so I could get away from the insanity of living there. I bought a farm so I could have peace and quiet. What do I end up with? A pig talking to a rock!"

08-14-2018, 05:42 AM	#38
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	"[the Douglases are looking for clothes to donate to a rummage sale] Oliver Douglas: Why don't we give away this one? Lisa Douglas: No that's the dress I graduated from high school in. Oliver Douglas: How about this one? Lisa Douglas: That's the dress I wore the first day of college. Oliver Douglas: [holding a black, low-cut dress] What about this one? Lisa Douglas: That's the one I got expelled in."

08-14-2018, 04:46 PM	#39
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Mr. Drucker: "Call the sheriff!" Mr. Kimball: "Ok. SHERIFF!!" Mr. Drucker: "No, on the telephone."

08-15-2018, 05:31 AM	#40
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	'Call the sheriff.' 'OK. Sheriff.' 'No. On the phone.' -Sam Drucker Hank Kimball

01-18-2019, 06:19 PM	#41
PhoenixAcres Member Moderator Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2016 Location: United States Posts: 5,682	Haney: "My phone bill's high enough without pigs comin' in here makin' calls"

01-18-2019, 07:01 PM	#42
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 60,016	Lisa Douglas: Could you keep it a secret from my husband? You see, I want to surprise him. Ralph Monroe: My lips are sealed. Hank Kimball: Now if we could only keep them that way.

06-04-2019, 04:02 PM	#45
AB Supernatural - Dean Forum Celebrity Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 45,948	Eb: Is there any sauerkraut juice left? Lisa: No, I used it to make the hotcakes. Attached Images

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