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Old 05-16-2008, 08:54 PM   #1
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Darlene (a very funny quote btw)

"Here. Now take it outside and when it starts to stink, it's tomorrow."
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Darlene

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Quote:
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Darlene

"Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert"

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Here's one of my all time fav quotes

"So, what you're saying is that if she really loved him, she'd get the White Rose, and if she doesn't, she'd get something with a twist-tie and the word "Hefty" written on the side"
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Dan

"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"
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Quote:
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"I didn't think there was a dinner time here. I thought it was just grazin' 24 hours a day"

Mark, I believe

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One of my fave lines of all time...ROSEANNE

"Maybe if I lapse into a coma I can get that car!"
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Becky? I think?

"You're a sick woman Roseanne"
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Cathy Bowman...yes you were right abt Becky.

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I have no clue, but I'm going to guess Darlene??????
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Yep, you haven't put a quote?
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