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Old 01-22-2021, 06:12 AM   #91
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What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

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What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?

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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
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What do you call the world's smallest Valentine’s Day card?

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What kind of tea do football players drink?

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Q: Why did the Great Woolly Mammoth cross the road?
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Heard this on radio the other day from woman in FL who lived to 100. Not a joke but kinda.

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She replied: I'm cursed.
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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

She always ran away from the ball.
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What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.
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Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not my favorite thing in the world.

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How does a mouse feel after a bath?

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