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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

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What did the caffeine addict name his cats?

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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

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Why did the robot go on vacation?

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What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

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