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Despite being a multi-millionaire, why did Michael Jackson shop at Wall Mart?

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Why did Bill Cosby cross the road?



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Why did the dummy moron cut his toilet seat in half?



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My sister saw this one online...
Harvey Weinstein has the coronavirus, the virus said it was consensual.
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wearing a mask and latex gloves are now considered "proper attire" in public, leaving criminals rejoicing.
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