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Old 09-14-2004, 01:36 AM   #1
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Many of you "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks".....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

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Old 09-14-2004, 09:33 PM   #3
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6. Speedo's and cellulite
Ugh...how about no Speedos period? Cellulite or not.
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Hm. I forgot to laugh.


All of those fashion statements look stupid on anybody regardless of age.
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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
Hehe I agree with everything on your list!!

Im glad im not old though........
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