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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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Heard this one from my father today:

A Christian man arrives at the gates of Heaven and St. Peter offers him a bicycle to ride upon entry.

The gates then open up for a Rabbi to enter who was arriving in a Rolls-Royce. St. Peter then said to the Christian, "It's one of the boss' relatives."
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Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
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