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Old 10-02-2019, 06:58 PM   #1
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Default What Would You Like On Your Headstone?

Since this is October and Halloween is at the end of the month, I thought I would start a morbid thread

This is something that I'm sure we really don't think about. Besides none of us will be here to see if it gets done or not.

Notice how I used "headstone" instead of "tombstone", so I could try to avoid the pizza jokes.


Anyway here is what I would like on mine.

name
Birth date - Death date
Married date

and then this
"I know something you don't know"

and maybe even add
"NA NA NAAA NAH GOODBYE"


What would you like on your headstone?

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Old 10-05-2019, 09:32 AM   #2
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Nothing at all. I am going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered on Lake Erie.
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In all my years of living I never once thought of what would be on my headstone. Like Ohio8 I expect to be cremated or just chucked on to the burn pile. You did make me hungry for a Tombstone supreme which we only had on Sunday during The Wonderful World Of Disney
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I'm planning on getting my body cremated also...I want some of my ashes where my papa lived at, some in Milan, Ohio, and some in Nelson, Ohio.

The remaining ashes will be in a box with good pictures of me.
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I want my tombstone to say ............


" Here lies Michael Lembeck's biggest fan" !!
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I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Valerie Bertinelli.
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GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I've got things to do and places to go!

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Nothing at all. I am going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered on Lake Erie.
Same here except for the location, I'd like mine spread on Kentucky Lake.
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Je suis mort
Well if you are not Je suis mort -- that would mean you were buried alive.

Hopeful you are not Je suis mort et en Enfer.
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Since this is October and Halloween is at the end of the month, I thought I would start a morbid thread

This is something that I'm sure we really don't think about. Besides none of us will be here to see if it gets done or not.

Notice how I used "headstone" instead of "tombstone", so I could try to avoid the pizza jokes.


Anyway here is what I would like on mine.

name
Birth date - Death date
Married date

and then this
"I know something you don't know"

and maybe even add
"NA NA NAAA NAH GOODBYE"


What would you like on your headstone?

WOW! I thought I was being original - but it has already been done!

Found here at number 6

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/

Number 7 is pretty funny.
I will have to try number 8 and number 28
Number 17 had a hidden message
I also think number 33 and number 44 are worth reading

Anyone else who wants to take the time to read them and share?

Who would have thought there would be a website with grave messages
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Yes to both LOL

Been a bad girl, very, very bad girl


Or better yet, I want this on my headstone:

"Merde ! J'suis mort !"
If you must get explicit!

Or you could do like number 17 found here in this website:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/
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I don't care
Right next to yours

"DO TOO"
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