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Barney Miller: That's not the way we operate around here. We do everything by the book, according to regulations, above board.

Del Veccio: I believe you.

Barney Miller: You don't look like you do.

Del Veccio: It's my face. I mean this face doesn't look like it trusts anybody. When I proposed to my wife, she thought I was joking. This face is a curse.
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The Werewolf episode:

Yemana: "Barney, Barney, BARNEY!"
Yemana: "He really is a werewolf, Barn. Look, he's got hair growing out of his face!"
Barney Miller: "That's a beard. Haven't you ever seen one?"
Yemana: "Not in MY family."
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Rhonda Haleck: My old man took me to ball game once when I was a kid. I think we saw the Mets and the Cubs.

Wojo: Oh yeah, that's always a good game.

Rhonda Haleck: He got me a little pennant, a hot dog and a beer. We had really great seats.

Wojo: Sounds like your dad was a nice guy.

Rhonda Haleck: He was a mugger. Some guy he rolled had season tickets. Halfway through the game, a cop showed up. Dragged us both out of there.

Wojo: Oh.

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Barney Miller: [searching the files for a bombing suspect] Who else you got?

Yemana: [looks at file folder] Sheldon "Boom-Boom" Hockster.

Barney Miller: "Boom-Boom"?

Yemana: You'd be amazed at how many of these guys are named "Boom-Boom".
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Barney: Anything happening I should know about?
Everyone: Harris is writing a book.
Barney: A capella. Pretty good. I had in mind something more in the nature of a crime.
Yemana: The coffee.
Barney: I would hesitate to call our coffee a crime. A shame maybe... [takes a sip of the coffee] Oh, that's a crime.
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Yemena: "How was dinner?"
Wojo: "Degrading."
Yemena: "I think I know the restaurant."
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Detective Ron Harris: [brings Mayflower, who's dressed in full pimp regalia into the Squad Room] Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Mr. Mayflower: Hey, man, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try and protect her honor? Since *when*?
Detective Ron Harris: When you push her trick out of a second story window.
Mr. Mayflower: Don't tell *me* chivalry ain't dead!
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Harris: (reading from notepad) "Barn, 36 assorted small arms, 14 heavy-caliber semi-and-automatic weapons, 56 pieces of assorted pyrotechnics, two flame throwers, and an M12 anti-tank gun."
Barney: (to Col. Dundee)"Expecting trouble?"

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