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Old 03-22-2020, 06:42 PM   #181
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Zagoskin: "Life teaches you only one thing: There are no answers."

Carter: "This is gonna be one of my greatest diversions."

Hogan: "Well, back to the old drawing board."

Marya: "Sensational."
Hogan: "Adequate."
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Hogan: "This plan better work. It's already got an expensive price tag."

General Stauffen: "He dare calls himself 'Supreme Leader'."

Stauffen: "Considering what?"
Hogan: "Considering you're the same bunch of guys that put him in business."

Stauffen: (to Hogan)"How can I thank you?"
Hogan: "When you see Hitler, make sure the meeting goes over with a bang."
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Klink: "What a marvelous German-American sense of humor."

Klink: "And what's the matter with me?"
Hogan: "Must I make a list?"

Hogan: "I like a spy with nerves of steel."
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Hogan:"Yeah?" Schultz:"Be a good fellow, and take me with you."
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Hogan: (to Newkirk) "Depending on your ten magic fingers."

Hogan: "Our friendly neighborhood monster."
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Schultz: Jawohl, mein Colonel! [Salutes Hogan]
Col. Klink: [Shakes his head] Oh, Schultz, you idiot, you don't salute him, he's your prisoner! And see to it that it stays that way!
Schultz: [Salutes Klink] Jawohl, mein Kommandant!
Col. Klink: And bring Carter back! Diiismissed!
[Klink goes back inside the camp office.]
Schultz: Colonel Hogan. What are we really going to do?
Hogan: Well, Schultz-
Schultz: Tell me nothing!
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Hogan: "Snow job? It's a blizzard."

Hogan: "The Iron Eagle just got his tail caught in the barbed wire."

Newkirk: "No wonder you people lost the last war."
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Hogan: "We're close, but he doesn't tell me everything."
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Burkhalter: "I'm not sure yet, Klink, but you may have done something right for a change."
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Cpl. Peter Newkirk: Steal a German tank?!
Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back... after we take it apart and make blueprints of it.
Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Well, how do we get ahold of it?
Cpl. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank?
Sgt. Andrew Carter: Where do we take it apart?
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? The rest is detail.
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Klink: "He's so... He's so..."
Hogan: "German."
Klink: "Exactly."

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[The men are about to get Schultz to parachute out of an airborne German bomber.]
Schultz:: Colonel Hogan! I'm too old to parachute-jump!
Hogan:: Never too old, Schultz. Come on.
Schultz:: Colonel Hogan! I'm too big to parachute-jump!
Hogan:: Now there you have a point.
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Hogan: "It's like havin' your own key to Fort Knox."
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Carter: "I'd be happy just to get an envelope."

Newkirk: "We'd be a lot happier if you ate nothing."

Schultz: "...red, white, and blue are not my colors."

Hogan: "Just took a turn for the worse."

Hogan: "Aunt Alice knits a funny sock."

Newkirk: "Good enough to shoot."

Burkhalter: "Investigate a few missing cookies?!"

Klink: "As a matter of fact I don't like any dessert."

Newkirk: "...they're my favorite comedy team."

Klink: "That's very good of you, Hogan."
Hogan: "What else is an enemy for?"

Klink: "The baron was obviously an old Heidelberg man."

Burkhalter: (to Klink)"You sound like a whole brass band."

Klink: "It's the efficient way."
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