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Old 07-22-2016, 04:12 PM   #1
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There's a thread in this site in winch people post their favorite Brady Bunch Quotes.

I have not seen one for people to post their favorite Partridge Family quotes.


A lot of you will think it is strange, but I actually liked,
"Have you been talking to a Marine recruiter"
(Rubin talking to Keith in "I Am A Curious Partridge"
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Danny: "I'm worried about you mom. You're too old to be working."
Shirley: "Thank you Danny, you just made my day."
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Reuben: "Are you members of some flaky religious group?"
Danny: "No sir, I'm here to represent the Partridges."
Reuben: "The *birds*?"
Danny: "No, the family."
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Keith: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Chris (speaking for Tracy and himself) : Negroes.


(This has to be one of the most memorable quotes from any sitcom, so it is a bit odd that this particular scene from the episode "Dr Jeckyll and Mr Partridge"
was essentially forgotten until the advent of the Internet and YouTube, or so it seems. Of course, today Chris would have to say "African Americans" ).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev254grHObw
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Laurie: "He dropped his cookies."

Reuben Kincaid: "Well, so much for natural charm."

Keith: "I think it's time we had a man-to-almost-man talk."
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Laurie Partridge: Well, you could start off by mentioning that you two have absolutely nothing in common.

Shirley Renfrew Partridge: That's right. We don't.
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Keith: "Yeah. She's very big on osmosis."
Danny: "Is that catching?"

Laurie: "And crazy is crazy."

Shirley: "I think I liked him better in his Andy Hardy period."

Danny: "I refuse to get in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
Keith: "That does it."
(Keith chases Danny out of the kitchen.)

Danny: "I'd like to stick with praising his suit."

Walter: "Music is music."

Walter: (to Keith)"Don't you think making people happy is important?"
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Snake to Laurie: "You know something? You take a pretty good punch. I gave you my best shot - you got right back up."

Snake the Bard:

"I remember a Partridge that's long since gone.
I remember a flamingo that sat upon the lawn.
I bought this from a lady selling small forgets-me-not,
But I wouldn't put it in your yard, 'cause I think the bird is hot."
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"Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I think it's wonderful the way this whole family pitches in to help.
Keith: You know, Mom... If you weren't always busy cleaning the house, you wouldn't be so tired."
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Danny: "Keith, that's the meanest, rottenest and dirtiest trick anyone can play on his sister. No wonder you're my idol."
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Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid.

Tracy Partridge: Yeah, let's play a game.

Reuben Kincaid: Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost."

Danny: How do you play?

Reuben Kincaid: Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost.

Tracy Partridge: Then what?

Reuben Kincaid: In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose.

Tracy Partridge: What if you *don't* find us?

Reuben Kincaid: Well, then I win.
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Danny: "You can't blame me. I'm just a kid."
Reuben: "No, you're not. You're a midget in a kid suit."
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Keith: You know, I wish you'd read the story of Evel Knievel.
Danny: Why's that?
Keith: Well, then maybe you might go take a flying leap.
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Shirley: "Tracy, it's your turn to say grace."
Tracy: "Dear Lord, thank you for our food, and please get Keith a date."
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Danny: ...I've spied on Keith on lots of dates. Don't bother.
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