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Old 07-04-2016, 03:07 PM   #1
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice.

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B- Bring beer to work and drink it!
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Copy the boss's weird voice - not knowing hes standing right behind you.

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embarrass your boss big time in front of his boss
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Frowning too much at a job where you are supposed to be smiling and bubbly ! Such as a receptionist ,cashier or waitress!
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Get caught having sex with the boss's wife. Just me?
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Inappropriate comments, looks or touching of a coworker of the opposite sex!
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Joke about how your boss is driving the company into the ground at the water cooler and within earshot of your boss's office.

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Make everyone think the boss gave YOU a huge raise and not them so by the time he comes in they are all mad @ shouting @ him.....Start laughing and tell him the news;ask for a raise

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