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AB · 12-16-2020, 07:08 PM

Mr. Iglesias TV Show

Mr. Iglesias:

MA · 12-18-2020, 07:48 AM

That '70s Show

“I said good day.” — Fez

AB · 12-20-2020, 07:49 PM

Coach

Luther:

MA · 12-21-2020, 08:30 AM

Home Improvement

Wilson:
I think you've reached the apex of your Christmas decorating career.

Tim:
I just hope I can convince those stupid judges of that.

Wilson:
Well there's only one judge this year.

Tim:
Only one?

Wilson:
And it's me.

Tim:
Did I say stupid? I meant stupendous.

AB · 01-07-2021, 05:00 PM

Black-ish

Earl:

MA · 01-07-2021, 05:03 PM

Call Me Kat

Kat: 1 root beer, please.

AB · 01-07-2021, 06:24 PM

The Neighborhood:

“Gemma, I have horrible news. I just got off the phone with my mother… She’s coming for Thanksgiving.”
Dave: “What? I thought she was going to your Aunt Gail’s!”
Gemma: “Well, apparently they got into a fight over which is better: NCIS or NCIS: Los Angeles.”
Dave: "Mom is coming for Thanksgiving, all thanks to an all-too-common fight among CBS viewers."

MA · 01-08-2021, 04:55 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan: "We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear."

Jake: "Lucky for you, huh?"

AB · 01-08-2021, 05:41 PM

The Neighborhood
Malcolm & Grover:

MA · 01-08-2021, 09:12 PM

Cheers

Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?

Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.

AB · 01-14-2021, 05:08 PM

Jim:

MA · 01-15-2021, 06:50 AM

Saved By The Bell

Zack: You know, I’ve finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don’t have to come back.

12-16-2020, 07:08 PM	#61
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	Mr. Iglesias TV Show Mr. Iglesias: Attached Images

12-18-2020, 07:48 AM	#62
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	That '70s Show “I said good day.” — Fez
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12-20-2020, 07:49 PM	#63
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	Coach Luther: Attached Images

01-07-2021, 05:00 PM	#65
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	Black-ish Earl: Attached Images

01-07-2021, 06:24 PM	#67
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	The Neighborhood: “Gemma, I have horrible news. I just got off the phone with my mother… She’s coming for Thanksgiving.” Dave: “What? I thought she was going to your Aunt Gail’s!” Gemma: “Well, apparently they got into a fight over which is better: NCIS or NCIS: Los Angeles.” Dave: "Mom is coming for Thanksgiving, all thanks to an all-too-common fight among CBS viewers." Attached Images

12-21-2020, 08:30 AM	#64
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	Home Improvement Wilson: I think you've reached the apex of your Christmas decorating career. Tim: I just hope I can convince those stupid judges of that. Wilson: Well there's only one judge this year. Tim: Only one? Wilson: And it's me. Tim: Did I say stupid? I meant stupendous.

01-07-2021, 05:03 PM	#66
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	Call Me Kat Kat: 1 root beer, please.

01-08-2021, 04:55 AM	#68
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	Two and a Half Men Alan: "We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear." Jake: "Lucky for you, huh?"

01-08-2021, 05:41 PM	#69
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	The Neighborhood Malcolm & Grover: Attached Images

01-08-2021, 09:12 PM	#70
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	Cheers Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you? Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.

01-14-2021, 05:08 PM	#71
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,914	Jim: Attached Images

01-15-2021, 06:50 AM	#72
MA Member Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 94,066	Saved By The Bell Zack: You know, I’ve finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don’t have to come back.

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