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Barney: "We're just plain, simple men, fightin' organized crime with raw courage..."
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[after getting in a fight with Andy]

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Just who do you think you are, anyway, Mayberry's answer to Cary Grant?
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Andy: "Not for one minute have I ever wooed Charlene!"

Charlene: "That's love!"

Barney: "Andy I've heard you say a thousand times, 'If there's a peaceful way, take it'."

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Andy Taylor: [after learning Barney has spilled the beans about the gold shipment] Somewhere between here and Denver is seven million dollars headed for Mayberry, and you and me and Gomer and Laura Lee Hobbs, we're gonna' receive it.
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Briscoe: "Hoot owl pie! Perfectly good hoot owl, just plain wasted."
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Otis Campbell: Every man needs a hobby.
Barney Fife: But, Otis; you ain't got a hobby!
Otis Campbell: I do have a hobby; drinkin'!
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Barney: "Ernest T. Bass??"
Ernest T.: "One and the same, Bass is the name."

Barney: "He's curious."
Andy: "He's a troublemaker is what he is."
Barney: "He's a nut."

Andy: "He's a wrong one."
Barney: "He's a nut!"
Recruiting sergeant: "Sounds like he's got a lot of spirit. That's what we want."

Andy" "Look at him go. He's a strange one."
Recruiting sergeant: "He's a wild man."
Barney: "He's a nut."

Andy: "There goes a happy man."
Barney: "There goes a happy nut."
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Barney Fife: Adios, amigo.
Briscoe Darling: [to Andy] He one of ours?
Andy Taylor: Oh, sure.
Briscoe Darling: [to Barney] More power to ya.
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"Sunny on the mountaintop,
Shady in the holler.
Everywhere my true love goes
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Andy Taylor: Well, Barney, you know we always give the truck drivers an extra five miles an hour so they can make it up Turner's Grade.
Barney Fife: Now Andy, if you let them take thirty, they'll take thirty-five. If you let them take thirty-five, they'll take forty. If you let them take forty, they'll take forty-five. If you...
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Andy Taylor: Ohhh, did that bad-tasting word slip out again?
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Andy: "That is a outstandin' idea."

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Andy Taylor: What are you doing?
Barney Fife: Gun-drawing practice, ten minutes every day. If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to come to papa in a hurry.
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Ernest T. Bass: I'm no account, Andy. I'm no-count.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not no-count, Earnest. You're just... ignorant, that's all.

Ernest T. Bass: Aw, you're being kind.
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