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B.J.: "I don't remember leaving a call for a wake-up scream."

Klinger: (To Frank)"I wore this with just you in mind."
Frank: "You make me want to throw up."
Klinger: (Turns to Hawkeye) "See? It pays to dress."
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Hot Lips: "Garbage head."
Hawkeye: "Takes one to know one."

Hot Lips: "Another garbage head."
B.J.: "Two garbage heads are better than one."

Cho: (To Potter)"Word out, boss, you moving."

Potter: (singing)
"I love to go swimmin'
With bow-legged women.
And swim between their legs,
Swim between their legs."

Potter: (To Klinger)"Do it for Toledo."
Klinger: "Toledo."
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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Frank Burns - "Another week in command and I would have had you out of that dress."

Klinger - "I'm not that easy."
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Trapper: "Klinger's not a pervert!" Hot Lips: "Oh, how would you know?" Trapper: "Because I'm one and he's never at the meetings."
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Hawkeye: (about Frank) We'll get around him or my name's not whatever my name is.
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Charles: "Hunnicutt"
B.J.: "Winchester"
Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?"
B.J.: "It's Thursday"
Charles: "So?"
B.J.: "The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwich and makes a day of it."
Charles: "Nudist magazines, underwear watching...why this constant preoccupation with sex?"
B.J.: "Lack of occupation with it."
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Hawkeye: "Your tapioca's blushing."

Mulcahy: "It goes on and on."

Mulcahy: "I choose to observe, rather than to participate in this."

Margaret: "I ask so little."
Hawkeye: "And you give so much."
Margaret: "You stay out of this!"
Hawkeye: "I'm out. I'm out."

B.J.: "This whole thing is so stupid!"
Hawkeye: "That's exactly what Dreyfus said."

Hawkeye: "I'll follow the Yellow Brick Road."
Potter: "Whatever."

Potter: "You know, I like a major with hot lips. And I'll tell you why."
Hawkeye: "Why?"
Potter: "Exactly."
(Potter falls down. Hawk and Beej stand him back up.)
Potter: "Did I fall down?"
B.J.: "No."
Potter: "I didn't think so."
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Hawkeye: "One good bombing deserves another."

Frank: "That strikes me funny; not."

Trapper: "Count. Off!"
Hawkeye: "One. (To Radar): Are you?"
Radar: (under his breath) "That's not funny."
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Hawkeye: "One good bombing deserves another."

Frank: "That strikes me funny; not."

Trapper: "Count. Off!"
Hawkeye: "One. (To Radar): Are you?"
Radar: (under his breath) "That's not funny."
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Trapper: "COUNT OFF!"
Radar: (whispers to Hawkeye) "Are you one?"
Hawkeye: (turns to Radar) "Yes, are you?"
Radar: (under his breath) "that's not funny!"
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B.J.: "We're about to hear Pierce's Unwashed Symphony."

Potter: "Thank Heaven."
Mulcahy: "And the manager thereof."

Potter: "Time for a permanent intermission!"

Mulcahy: "I fear the moment of retribution is at hand."
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Trapper & Klinger lines/quotes:

Trapper: "Klinger, how can you wear just a skirt on a cold day like this?"
Klinger: "You think it's easy being a nut?"
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Hot Lips: "Please, Frank, I've seen him with his shirt off."

Captain Pratt: "Pretty gung-ho."
Hawkeye: "And I don't care."

Frank: "I'm not either. I'm nothing."

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B.J.: "Smash hits, I'm sure."
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