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Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?"
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Marjorie: "Those things, left unsaid, often poison the marriage bed."
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Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age.

Violet: Mom, I'm not having sex.
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Christy: "Some mothers teach you how to cook. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady."
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Bonnie: Steve is pushing for us to be a real couple. Lunches, dinners...

Christy: What a monster. Dump him.
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Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?"
Chef Rudy: "It's very hard."
And a little later:
Bonnie: "Mmm...it's not sweet like a tomato or sour like vinegar..."
Chef Rudy: "Exactly. It's a third thing that didn't exist until one was driven deep inside the other. And yes, I know what I just said."
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Christy: "What is gluten, anyway?"

Bonnie: (to Christy) "...I lied because I love you."

Christy: "That was the best shower of my life."

Christy: "...don't get hung up on the metaphor."

Bonnie: (to Jill) "I don't like your blouse."

(Bonnie and Jill, et al are stoned and riding playground horses.)
Jill: "You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these."
Bonnie: "When you were little?"
Jill: "No, just now."

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