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FonzForever · 12-17-2002, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by CollegeGirl

Here's my question. I am madly in love with you, Fonz, but I don't think you're interested in settling down. And I still don't think you've ever gotten over Ashley Pfister. You sent White_Daisy to Potsie, but what about me? There's only one Fonz. And when a girl is in love with you, no other man can hold up to your standards.

Also, while at work, I sometimes think of you when you worked with all those kids at Patton High. Remember how you came to Joanie's rescue? Why don't you ever come to mine?

Signed,
Lovesick

Dear Lovesick,
The Fonz understands your problem. Chicks all over the world love The Fonz. I can dig that. I'll always have a special place in my heart for Ashley, but Heather deserves a chance to grow up with both of her parents. As far as settling down, ayyyy I've got a son now. I gotta take care fo him. You sound responsible and you obviously have greaat taste, so my place, Saturday Night, BE THERE! The Fonz don't make promises but we'll see how it goes.
As far as your job, even The Fonz can't be two places at once. I owe the Cunninghams a lot. I wouldn't be what I am today without them. So protecting them always comes first. Never let it be said however, that The Fonz would turn away a damsel in distress. Maybe I could visit your school and have a "talk" with anyone that's giving you a hard time. That'll take care of things.
-Fonzie

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2002, 06:42 PM

o0o0o0o!!!! CollegeGirl's gonna be a Mommy!!!!!!

Quick! Plan the bridal shower!!!

FonzForever · 12-17-2002, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by CollegeGirl

Fonzie,

Isn't it true that CollegeGirl is among your top ten?

Signed,
Anonymous

Whooaaa... CollegeGirl. How did you know about her?
The Fonz doesn't have the words to do justice to this fabamundo angel.
CollegeGirl is The Fonz's one one and only six star girl!
She's welcome to take a ride on The Fonz's bike anytime!
AAAYYYYYY!
-Fonzie

White_Daisy · 12-17-2002, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FonzForever

I can't believe you Webber. How many times have you asked The Fonz to help you get the chicks to notice you? Now, I send one RIGHT to you are you're complaining. What, she's not good enough for you? And need I remeind you that YOU'RE in High School? So she's got some axe. Just go to Chachi, he's got a new cream for that.

Dear Fonzie,
You're right, I shouldn't complain. But I almost got a date from Jennifer. And then some chick comes running into Arnold's screaming, "WHERE'S MY MAN?!?!" Suddenly, she turns red!! And starts lunging at me. So I run into the stall and I'm worried Fonzie. I didn't know what she was going to do. By the way, can you help me? She's dangling me over an open spit threatening to kill me if I don't break it off with Jennifer.

Potsie
PS: HELP!!!!!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2002, 07:09 PM

What I wanna know Potsie, is what this *mystery* girl did to Jennifer!

Awww...6 star gal! ******
I envy you!

Dear Fonzie,
I have Richie attached to me (this time hes gonna STAY) and he keeps singing some song to himself. I think its by Fats Domino..what does this mean, Fonzie?

Signed-
Seeking Lyrics

Stormtracker TF · 12-17-2002, 07:24 PM

Fonz..I have a ?. Which chick did you date the most @ any time?

White_Daisy · 12-17-2002, 07:30 PM

Potsie: Well, she turned red, like I said. And then she sort of raised her axe and well, I didn't see the rest cause I turned around. But I saw a whole lot of red when I looked again!! Gee, I wonder what could have happened to here....

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2002, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Potsie: Well, she turned red, like I said. And then she sort of raised her axe and well, I didn't see the rest cause I turned around. But I saw a whole lot of red when I looked again!! Gee, I wonder what could have happened to here....

Thanks for the advice! I think I see LoriBeth coming along..

FonzForever · 12-17-2002, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy

Dear Fonzie,
You're right, I shouldn't complain. But I almost got a date from Jennifer. And then some chick comes running into Arnold's screaming, "WHERE'S MY MAN?!?!" Suddenly, she turns red!! And starts lunging at me. So I run into the stall and I'm worried Fonzie. I didn't know what she was going to do. By the way, can you help me? She's dangling me over an open spit threatening to kill me if I don't break it off with Jennifer.

Potsie
PS: HELP!!!!!

Webber, it is obvious this chick digs a lot. Even The Fonz has been taken by surprise that there's a chick that can be this devoted to a nerd. You want advice? Marry this chick! You'll probably never meet another one like her!
-Fonzie

FonzForever · 12-17-2002, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
What I wanna know Potsie, is what this *mystery* girl did to Jennifer!

Awww...6 star gal! ******
I envy you!

Dear Fonzie,
I have Richie attached to me (this time hes gonna STAY) and he keeps singing some song to himself. I think its by Fats Domino..what does this mean, Fonzie?

Signed-
Seeking Lyrics

Dear Seeking Lyrics,
Whoa, the Fats! Red must really dig you. He only sings "Blueberry Hill" when he's in love. I guess Lori Beth wasn't the one after all.
-Fonzie

White_Daisy · 12-17-2002, 07:52 PM

Wedding Invitation

You are Invited to the Wedding of

Warren "Potsie" Webber

to

White_Daisy

Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!

White_Daisy · 12-17-2002, 07:53 PM

Wedding Invitation

You are Invited to the Wedding of

Warren "Potsie" Webber

to

White_Daisy

Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2002, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FonzForever

Dear Seeking Lyrics,
Whoa, the Fats! Red must really dig you. He only sings "Blueberry Hill" when he's in love. I guess Lori Beth wasn't the one after all.
-Fonzie

Alright!

Woowoo!

LoriBeth not that 1?? Aww... thats too bad! Ill be sure to send her some flowers.

....Nahhh....

Dear Fonzie-
Richie said something about the Alamo. I graduated school this past June and forgot what the Alamo is. Can you fill me in?
Signed- I Dont Remember The Alamo

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2002, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Wedding Invitation

You are Invited to the Wedding of

Warren "Potsie" Webber

to

White_Daisy

Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!

:jumps up and realizes Richie is still attached* ME!! I love weddings!!!

Stormtracker TF · 12-17-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Wedding Invitation

You are Invited to the Wedding of

Warren "Potsie" Webber

to

White_Daisy

Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!

Can I Be The Groomsmen?

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12-17-2002, 07:09 PM	#50
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,763	What I wanna know Potsie, is what this mystery girl did to Jennifer! Awww...6 star gal! ****** I envy you! Dear Fonzie, I have Richie attached to me (this time hes gonna STAY) and he keeps singing some song to himself. I think its by Fats Domino..what does this mean, Fonzie? Signed- Seeking Lyrics

12-17-2002, 07:24 PM	#51
Stormtracker TF ║▌║█ ║▌║▌│║▌║▌█ Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Posts: 102,210	Fonz..I have a ?. Which chick did you date the most @ any time?

12-17-2002, 07:30 PM	#52
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,376	Potsie: Well, she turned red, like I said. And then she sort of raised her axe and well, I didn't see the rest cause I turned around. But I saw a whole lot of red when I looked again!! Gee, I wonder what could have happened to here....

12-17-2002, 07:52 PM	#56
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,376	Wedding Invitation You are Invited to the Wedding of Warren "Potsie" Webber to White_Daisy Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!

12-17-2002, 07:53 PM	#57
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,376	Wedding Invitation You are Invited to the Wedding of Warren "Potsie" Webber to White_Daisy Positions for Bridesmaids and Groomsmen open!