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Old 03-02-2012, 03:41 PM   #1
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Default Unintentionally Funny Part 2

I have three:

1 - The haunting in Florida with the lady attacking the fat guy, supposedly possessed.

2 - The one with the little boy trapped in the car and the woman saw the naked lady laying on the side of the road. Stack's narration sd "She thought it may have been an obscene prank..." Really??? Who would lay naked on the side of the road??? LOL

3 - I don't remember the situation, but I believe an old lady killed herself with a note pinned to her that said "Dick killed me. Threw me down basement." Again, Stack's narration of the bad grammar in the note had my mother and I in hysterics.
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I just watched the Dub Wackerhagen (lol right there) segment, and several things stood out as unintentionally hilarious:

-the extreme redneck-ness of all involved

-in the scene where Dub and his girlfriend were having a big fight, if you listen to what they're saying, they're arguing over Dub's kid's having left a water faucet on. It is implied that this shouting match may have led to murder.

-the names: "Dub," "Chance," etc.
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I remember a line from the Mabel Woods segment where the Sheriff says "There's people in this county who'd shoot you a whole lot quicker over their dogs then they would their wife".
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I'm sure it has come up before, but the Sammy Wheeler murder case is the closest UM ever got to being like Jerry Springer. I'm sure they never intended for a murder case to turn out funny, but the interviews they were given just leant itself to that.

Also, the Greg Webb segment also had a moment in the reenactment that made me snort and laugh.

"We're ya intimate with her"
"No"
"We're ya intimate with her"
(sheepishly looks down) "Yes"

LOL!
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In the Dewayne McCorkendale segment where the drivers of the brown Ford Pinto try to be CB radio tough guys. They say "we'll drive anyway we want to good buddy!". They sounded like they just tried too hard to be intimidating and it came off like a child about to have a meltdown LOL
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We can go to my place to have some Spaghetti!
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The Brad Bishop segment where an old friend of his supposedly encountered him in Europe. He had a giant beard and when the guy said Brad, is that you? He looked at him wide eyed and said something like “Oh No this can’t be happening” and took off running.

I don’t remember the guy’s name but it was a doctor who raped a girl that he brought home, and while he was making small talk he says in the meantime, how about a hug.

The segment about the guy who defrauded people at a nudist colony and molested a young girl there was simply funny because of how everyone’s body parts were strategically covered by random objects during the re-enactment. It was almost cartoonish.
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In the Amy Billig segment, when the biker gang is being shown, there’s a midget in the group. ��
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Audrey Moate segment.
"What's THAT?"
"Nevah yew mind"
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There was a segment about “psychic dreams” where this middle aged woman dreamed her first love walked into her kitchen with some bad news:

Hello Kate, I’ve come to tell you that I’ve died

What??

Yes it’s true.......I’m dead
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Edward Maynard (alias Eric Kessler, Eric Kelly)

The jerk who bilked women out of their cash. He even stiffed the bartender.

Phone Call

Katherine wakes up to answer.

Bartender: in grumpy voice I GOT To talk to Eric Kessler - Where is He.

Katherine: I don’t know who is this?

Bartender: This is Andy down at Irishman’s Bar, he bounced a check for a $1000 dollars and I WANT TO KNOW WHERE He is.....

It just struck me funny. Dang he talked the bar into cashing a check for him. Pretty quiet looking bar lol.
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Falcon Lake UFO

Old man in the interview describing his UFO encounter in heavy accent:

He looked up and said ..What the hell is that?
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He looked at me like he was about to enjoy a nice juicy steak!

Making babies, all it takes is a man and a woman and a few cozy nights.

The haunted bunk beds where the guy sleeps on the floor and sees a witch and screams Cosmo Kramer style. That scream cracks me up lol
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