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tiredmike59 · 06-20-2012, 10:03 AM

There once was a girl in Peru
Who had nothing better to do
She would get high on some drugs
Go out and catch bugs
Then join them together with glue.

tiredmike59 · 06-20-2012, 03:38 PM

A man once played for the Packers
The ultimate in linebackers
But drugs and poor health
Took it's toll on his wealth
Now he sits in a park eating crackers.

tiredmike59 · 06-20-2012, 05:09 PM

An outlaw was robbing a stage
The driver, who was up there in age
Said, be careful son
Don't hurt me none
I only earn minimum wage.

tiredmike59 · 06-20-2012, 09:54 PM

'Twas a good day for a barbecue
The flies showed up,with their kinfolk too
Some brought their dates
With little paper plates
Telling me, " Hold the onions,they're too hard to chew "

tiredmike59 · 06-21-2012, 11:21 PM

There once was a fellow named Dwight
Who could run like the speed of light
When running a race
All would give chase
But soon he was out of sight.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 03:00 AM

A woman had wanted a freezer
Her old one just didn't please her
It would run for an hour
Then lose all it's power
And come on again just to tease her.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 03:04 AM

A woman had looked in a mirror
She noticed that as she got nearer
Her face was a blur
And that bothered her
So she backed up until it got clearer.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 03:06 AM

There once was a man in Atlanta
Who told all the kids he was Santa
They all asked for toys
All the girls and boys
Except one who asked for Mylanta.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 04:17 AM

While brushing his teeth one night
A man had a terrible sight
A tooth on the top
Was ready to drop
So he hammered back in tight.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 04:19 AM

There once was a woman named Kate
Who didn't want people to wait
She was always on time
Until she fell from a climb
Now she will always be late.

tiredmike59 · 06-22-2012, 04:22 AM

There once was a mouse named Jack
Who lived in a trick or treat sack
On Halloween night
He had plenty to bite
And sampled every snack.

tiredmike59 · 06-24-2012, 03:22 AM

A birthday party had just ended
The guests who had left,were offended
The cake had a price
A dollar a slice
Which didn't taste very splended.

tiredmike59 · 06-24-2012, 03:24 AM

Two cats were about to fight
Over a mouse they caught that night
While they argued their claim
A snake took their game
And swallowed it all in one bite.

tiredmike59 · 06-27-2012, 10:10 AM

A woman was riding a bike
Her tire ran over a spike
Her tire went " Pop "
She came to a stop
Now the woman is taking a hike.

tiredmike59 · 06-27-2012, 12:06 PM

A man choked on a bottle of beer
So inside he decided to peer
There were bugs in there
Bugs everywhere
" And now in my belly I fear "

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06-20-2012, 10:03 AM	#91
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a girl in Peru Who had nothing better to do She would get high on some drugs Go out and catch bugs Then join them together with glue.

06-20-2012, 03:38 PM	#92
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A man once played for the Packers The ultimate in linebackers But drugs and poor health Took it's toll on his wealth Now he sits in a park eating crackers.

06-20-2012, 05:09 PM	#93
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	An outlaw was robbing a stage The driver, who was up there in age Said, be careful son Don't hurt me none I only earn minimum wage.

06-20-2012, 09:54 PM	#94
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	'Twas a good day for a barbecue The flies showed up,with their kinfolk too Some brought their dates With little paper plates Telling me, " Hold the onions,they're too hard to chew "

06-21-2012, 11:21 PM	#95
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a fellow named Dwight Who could run like the speed of light When running a race All would give chase But soon he was out of sight.

06-22-2012, 03:00 AM	#96
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A woman had wanted a freezer Her old one just didn't please her It would run for an hour Then lose all it's power And come on again just to tease her.

06-22-2012, 03:04 AM	#97
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A woman had looked in a mirror She noticed that as she got nearer Her face was a blur And that bothered her So she backed up until it got clearer.

06-22-2012, 03:06 AM	#98
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a man in Atlanta Who told all the kids he was Santa They all asked for toys All the girls and boys Except one who asked for Mylanta.

06-22-2012, 04:17 AM	#99
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	While brushing his teeth one night A man had a terrible sight A tooth on the top Was ready to drop So he hammered back in tight.

06-22-2012, 04:19 AM	#100
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a woman named Kate Who didn't want people to wait She was always on time Until she fell from a climb Now she will always be late.

06-22-2012, 04:22 AM	#101
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a mouse named Jack Who lived in a trick or treat sack On Halloween night He had plenty to bite And sampled every snack.

06-24-2012, 03:22 AM	#102
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A birthday party had just ended The guests who had left,were offended The cake had a price A dollar a slice Which didn't taste very splended.

06-24-2012, 03:24 AM	#103
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	Two cats were about to fight Over a mouse they caught that night While they argued their claim A snake took their game And swallowed it all in one bite.

06-27-2012, 10:10 AM	#104
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A woman was riding a bike Her tire ran over a spike Her tire went " Pop " She came to a stop Now the woman is taking a hike.

06-27-2012, 12:06 PM	#105
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A man choked on a bottle of beer So inside he decided to peer There were bugs in there Bugs everywhere " And now in my belly I fear "