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tiredmike59 · 08-05-2014, 11:41 PM

There once was a farmer named Fred
who's pig got to sleep in his bed
His wife had a cow
said she wouldn't allow
So Arnold the pig watched tv instead.

AB · 08-06-2014, 02:59 PM

The lyrics to this song
was sung loud and strong
And as my whole body began to shake
I cried give my poor ears a break
Why does rap music last so long

OH Nuts! · 08-07-2014, 12:51 AM

Said the spider to the fly:
Why don't you drop by?
And have a bite
Perhaps stay the night
But the sly fly saw through this nice try!

tiredmike59 · 02-12-2015, 11:53 AM

A squirrel came down from a tree
But the snow came up to his knee
No nuts could he find
It was if he were blind
So he settled for taking a pee.

Bonniegirl · 02-12-2015, 12:35 PM

Very cute ( and cleaver) I can't think of any at the moment though!

AB · 03-23-2015, 02:57 PM

Two men were crossing the street
In the middle they both would meet
To avoid the other ones heft
The first man dodged to the left
And tripped over his own two feet.

08-07-2014, 12:51 AM	#183
OH Nuts! WINGing it on a Sandpiper! Forum Idol Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 121,552	Said the spider to the fly: Why don't you drop by? And have a bite Perhaps stay the night But the sly fly saw through this nice try!
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08-05-2014, 11:41 PM	#181
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	There once was a farmer named Fred who's pig got to sleep in his bed His wife had a cow said she wouldn't allow So Arnold the pig watched tv instead.

08-06-2014, 02:59 PM	#182
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,837	The lyrics to this song was sung loud and strong And as my whole body began to shake I cried give my poor ears a break Why does rap music last so long

02-12-2015, 11:53 AM	#184
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,863	A squirrel came down from a tree But the snow came up to his knee No nuts could he find It was if he were blind So he settled for taking a pee.

02-12-2015, 12:35 PM	#185
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 48,986	Very cute ( and cleaver) I can't think of any at the moment though!

03-23-2015, 02:57 PM	#186
AB Laverne & Shirley Forum Legend Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 50,837	Two men were crossing the street In the middle they both would meet To avoid the other ones heft The first man dodged to the left And tripped over his own two feet.