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There once was a man named Dale
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A cab driver picked up a fare
An old lady with silver hair
She didn't watch the meter
So he figured he could cheat her
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There once was a fellow named Ed
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The world will end say the Mayan
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There once was a man named Clive
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I saw some apes at the zoo
They looked through the bars and saw you
Do you think it's quite fair
To give those poor apes such a scare
I think it's a mean thing to do
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And I at the zoo saw a chimp
Hobbling around with a limp
It ate 43 bananas
While wearing a bandana
And now the chimp is a blimp!
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While taking a walk in the sun
I stumbled into a 10k run
I had to join them
Since I couldn't avoid em'
And coming in last was no fun
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Ozzie,Harriet, David, Ricky
Can get into situations somewhat sticky
Joe their neighbor's really cheap
Spending money makes him weep
And can often be rather tricky
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All that lightening and thunder
made me stop and wonder
With a grimace and frown
I realize my car windows are down
Oh what a terrible blunder
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Ted Baxter the clown
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That he's scared of Lou
Is very true
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