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Curly: Vice? I have no vice, I'm as pure as the driven snow!
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Shemp: "Oh, cop a sneaker, eh?"

Shemp: "I hate fun."

Shemp: "Now I know how a gopher feels."

Moe: "Yeah, our Chopper's a bit of a wolf."

Moe: "There goes Shemp with a left jab. There goes Shemp with a right uppercut. There goes Shemp with a haymaker."
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Skeleton in liquor cabinet: "How are you fixed for liquor? You better check."

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