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.prosecuting attorney (to Curley)
"DOYOUSWEARTOTELLTHETRUTHTHEWHOLETRUTHANDNOTHINGBUTTHETRUTH"?
Curly: "Huh"?
prosecuting attorney: "DOYOUSWEARTOTELLTHETRUTHTHEWHOLETRUTHANDNOTHINGBUTTHETRUTH"?
Judge: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Curly: "He's talkin' pig latin; I don't know what he's sayin'!"
Judge: "HE'S ASKING IF YOU SWEAR..."
Curly: "No! But I know all the woids!"
Judge: "HE'S ASKING IF YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH!"
Curly: "Truth is stranger than fiction...judgey-wudgey."
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Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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professor: (to Larry)
"If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar how much would you have?"
Larry: "One dollar."
professor: "You don't know your arithmetic."
Larry: "You don't know my father."



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"Oh see the cat. Does the cat have any chicks?"
professor: "No, no-cats don't have chickens."
Larry: "Oh yea? Well once I had a cat and it got into the henhouse-and THAT CAT HAD CHICKENS!"
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.prosecuting attorney (to Curley)
"DOYOUSWEARTOTELLTHETRUTHTHEWHOLETRUTHANDNOTHINGBUTTHETRUTH"?
Curly: "Huh"?
prosecuting attorney: "DOYOUSWEARTOTELLTHETRUTHTHEWHOLETRUTHANDNOTHINGBUTTHETRUTH"?
Judge: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Curly: "He's talkin' pig latin; I don't know what he's sayin'!"
Judge: "HE'S ASKING IF YOU SWEAR..."
Curly: "No! But I know all the woids!"
Judge: "HE'S ASKING IF YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH!"
Curly: "Truth is stranger than fiction...judgey-wudgey."
The prosecutor wasn't the one who was administering the oath. It was the court clerk.
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The prosecutor wasn't the one who was administering the oath. It was the court clerk.
well, whatever. I'll just say it was some guy in the court.
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Moe: "T.H. Who's that"?
Shemp: "Lets see; T.H., T.H., T.H." "I got it! Teddy Hoosovelt!"
Moe: "You're wrong quiz kid!" (slaps him)
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