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MrCleveland · 12-30-2020, 11:57 PM

With the death of Dawn Wells...I dedicate this to her....

Announcer: And Now...Here's Another Episode of Sitcom Family Feud! And Here's Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!

Richard: And A Sad Christmas As Well As A Lousy New Year! 2021...this may be "The Boring Twenties". Now here's the same family that I've had here...The Warners!

The Warners enter.

Richard: We see we have Tony...

Tony: Richard, I made a holiday after Christmas...I call it "Sexmas"!

Richard: I'd rather have "Boxing Day".

Tony: There's wrestling on Sexmas...if you know what I'm saying!

Richard: Okay...next, we have Helen.

Helen: Don't mind Tony...he hates Christmas. I'm glad that I can do online kindergarten classes. I did one where you can make a nativity out of clay.

Richard: Do you have it?

Helen: Only online...Tony ruined mine!

Richard: I'm so sorry...let me give you a hug.

Richard hugs Helen.

Richard: Next, we have Paul...

Paul: I ruined Christmas! I'm a Loser who has to be Wrong!

Richard: Moving-on, we go to Dustin Warner! I heard your ex died...sorry to hear that.

Dustin: She took too much whiskey and cocaine.

Richard: Sounds like she was trying to be Amy Winehouse...never heard her music, but now let's go to Margaret Warner.

Margaret: Some people had it worse this year...people died from the Potatovirus, so live with it, Paul!

Paul: **** You, *****!

Richard: Guys...this is Family Feud, not Feud With Your Family! Next, we have Craig Liszt.

Craig: We did confiscate Paul's drinks after we watched some YouTube videos and made my daughters cry.

Richard: Another family Christmas gathering...finally, we have John-Paul Warner.

John: Look...we all go back to acting like idiots...I had to take everyone back home even though my dad drank more than anyone else...combined! Christmas just brings-out the worst in people...I didn't think Paul was that bad.

Richard: Well...let's bring-out the cast of Gilligan's Island!

The Cast of Gilligan's Island enter.

Richard: First off, we have Gillian. So you're the first mate.

Gilligan: I don't even know what that means...I just sail a boat.

Richard: No wonder it's Gilligan's Island! Next, we have Captain Jonas Grumby!

Skipper: Call Me Skipper. I was the captain of the S.S.Minnow.

Richard: Okay...next, we have Thruston Howell III. You made your millions in the Stock Market.

Thurston: Well...I sold 95% of it in 2006 since I heard there was going to be trouble in the next few years.

Richard: You played it wisely. Next, we have your wife, Lovely Wentworth-Howell.

Mrs. Howell: Give me a wet one, Dawson!

Richard: Let's Not and say we did. Next, we have The Movie Star, Ginger Grant.

Richard hugs Ginger.

Richard: You have any relation with Cary Grant?

Ginger: Not that I know of...but my uncle is Gary Cant.

Richard: Who's he?

Ginger: He was an actor in many films...he was even in Gone With The Wind and Goodfellas.

Richard: I'll have to find that out. Next, we have Professor Roy Hinkley.

Professor: You can call me Professor.

Richard: I hear you have a PhD and built a radio out of coconuts.

Professor: I even brought it to the show...let me show you.

The Professor brings-out the coconut radio and it plays "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.

Dustin: I hate Bon Jovi! They Suck!

Professor: Sorry...

Richard: No harm, no foul. Finally, we have Mary-Ann Summers.

Richard and Mary-Ann hug.

Richard: You got to ride on the S.S.Minnow by winning the lottery.

Mary-Ann: That is true.

Richard: And you're from Kansas as well.

Mary-Ann: Yep...The Breadbasket of America.

Richard: And with that...let's start the feud!

Tony and Gilligan walk towards Richard Dawson's podium.

Richard: Now...100 people surveyed 10 answers on this. Name a part of a ship.

Tony Buzzes In.

Tony: Poop Deck!

Richard: You wanted to say "poop", didn't you?

Tony: Damn Straight!

Richard: Is the Poop Deck on there?

Poop Deck is the #4 answer.

Tony laughs very loud.

Richard: Gilligan...name a part of the ship.

Gilligan: Those smoke stacks.

Richard: I think they're named something else. Is smoke stack up there?

Funnel is the #3 Answer.

Richard: So...will you play or pass?

Skipper: You Better Play, Little Buddy

Gilligan: Then we'll play

Tony: ...and I passed...can you do that on a poop deck/

Richard: I don;t wanna know...now Skipper...name a part of a boat

Skipper: The Captains Quarters.

Richard: ...Give me The Quarters for the Captain

Captain's Quarters is the #9 Answer

Richard: Mr. Howell...name a part of a boat.

Mr. Howell: Presidential Suite...honey, remember our trip on The Queen Mary?

Mrs. Howell: The Queen Mary...that is a nice ship.

Richard; Was...it was retired in 1967. But show me Presidential Suite.

Cabins is the #8 Answer.

Richard: Mrs. Howell...Name a Part of a boat.

Mrs. Howell: The Anchor.

Richard: So...are the anchors away?

The Anchor/Rudder is the #1 Answer.

Richard: Great Answer Ginger, name a part of a boat.

Ginger: The Sail.

Richard: I'd say something, but...does a boat have a great set of sails?

Sail/Mast is the #2 Answer.

Richard: Professor...name a part of a boat.

Professor: The Boiler Room.

Richard: Is The Boiler Romm up there?

The Boiler Room is #7.

Richard: Mary Anne, name a part of a boat.

Mary Anne: The Bow...Skipper taught me that oe.

Richard: Is the bow a part of the ship?

The Bow of the Ship is #6 answer.

Richard: Gilligan...we return to you.

Gilligan: I dunno if I can handle the pressure...

Skipper: You better not blow it, or else!

Richard: Name a part of a boat.

Gilligan: I...I...

Richard: Three Seconds...

Skipper: Come On, Little Buddy!

BUZZ

Richard: Now we go to The Warners for the steal.

The Warners debate whether "dinghy" or "stern" should be the steal. Paul then bangs his gavel.

Paul: Can you just listen to me for just one second? The answer is stern!

Tony: Well...since I like the word...I'll go with dinghy.

Richard: For The Steal...is dinghy up there?

Lifeboat is #10 answer.

Richard: What is the #5 answer?

The Stern is the #5 answer.

Richard: This means we must say goodbye to The Cast of "Gilligan's Island".

Skipper: We could've won it all, but Gilligan blew it for us!

Gilligan: I'm sorry...

Skipper: Not as sorry as you're going to be!

Richard: Is there fighting in sitcom heaven?

Gilligan: There really isn't.

Mary Ann: But now I'm going to sitcom heaven.

Ginger: So that means...

Mary Ann: Yes...you're The last survivor of Gilligan's Island...we hope to see you soon.

Ginger: Okay...who's gonna take me home?

Richard: You'll think of something...so, who's gonna play "Fast Money Round"?

All the Warners but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!...

Paul walks towards Richard.

Paul: I have to do this all over again!

Richard: You just are good at this...

Paul: And you HAD to tell me "why"!

Richard: Look, no matter what you'll get $10,000 for this round we need 15 on the clock please.

:15 is seen.

Richard: The clock starts once I finish the first clue. Name a bird from Brazil.

Paul: Umbrella Bird.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a city in Africa.

Paul: Kinshasa.

BUZZ

Richard: Name a brand of soap.

Paul: Pears.

Richard: Name a holiday in September.

Paul: Rosh Hashanah.

BUZZ

Richard: Name someone who played James Bond.

Paul: David Niven.

BUZZ

Richard: You stunned our panelists again, but because of the Potatovirus you each get $10,000. That's it for Sitcom Family Feud. Good Lord!...

opus · 12-31-2020, 01:39 AM

MrCleveland · 01-03-2021, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

I saw Alan Hale, Dawn Wells, and Russell Johnson...who else was in that ep?

PhoenixAcres · 01-03-2021, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCleveland

I saw Alan Hale, Dawn Wells, and Russell Johnson...who else was in that ep?

Jim Backus and Natalie Schafer

opus · 01-04-2021, 01:52 AM

Here they are from a different angle. You should be able to see everybody.

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MrCleveland · 01-04-2021, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

Here they are from a different angle. You should be able to see everybody.

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I wonder if Bob Denver was as shaky as Tina Louise on Gilligan's Island reunions?

12-30-2020, 11:57 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 09, 2007 Location: America...The Cleveland of the World...and I live in the butt which IS Cleveland! Posts: 13,538	Sitcom Family Feud: Gilligan's Island With the death of Dawn Wells...I dedicate this to her.... Announcer: And Now...Here's Another Episode of Sitcom Family Feud! And Here's Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson! Richard: And A Sad Christmas As Well As A Lousy New Year! 2021...this may be "The Boring Twenties". Now here's the same family that I've had here...The Warners! The Warners enter. Richard: We see we have Tony... Tony: Richard, I made a holiday after Christmas...I call it "Sexmas"! Richard: I'd rather have "Boxing Day". Tony: There's wrestling on Sexmas...if you know what I'm saying! Richard: Okay...next, we have Helen. Helen: Don't mind Tony...he hates Christmas. I'm glad that I can do online kindergarten classes. I did one where you can make a nativity out of clay. Richard: Do you have it? Helen: Only online...Tony ruined mine! Richard: I'm so sorry...let me give you a hug. Richard hugs Helen. Richard: Next, we have Paul... Paul: I ruined Christmas! I'm a Loser who has to be Wrong! Richard: Moving-on, we go to Dustin Warner! I heard your ex died...sorry to hear that. Dustin: She took too much whiskey and cocaine. Richard: Sounds like she was trying to be Amy Winehouse...never heard her music, but now let's go to Margaret Warner. Margaret: Some people had it worse this year...people died from the Potatovirus, so live with it, Paul! Paul: ** You, **! Richard: Guys...this is Family Feud, not Feud With Your Family! Next, we have Craig Liszt. Craig: We did confiscate Paul's drinks after we watched some YouTube videos and made my daughters cry. Richard: Another family Christmas gathering...finally, we have John-Paul Warner. John: Look...we all go back to acting like idiots...I had to take everyone back home even though my dad drank more than anyone else...combined! Christmas just brings-out the worst in people...I didn't think Paul was that bad. Richard: Well...let's bring-out the cast of Gilligan's Island! The Cast of Gilligan's Island* enter. Richard: First off, we have Gillian. So you're the first mate. Gilligan: I don't even know what that means...I just sail a boat. Richard: No wonder it's Gilligan's Island! Next, we have Captain Jonas Grumby! Skipper: Call Me Skipper. I was the captain of the S.S.Minnow. Richard: Okay...next, we have Thruston Howell III. You made your millions in the Stock Market. Thurston: Well...I sold 95% of it in 2006 since I heard there was going to be trouble in the next few years. Richard: You played it wisely. Next, we have your wife, Lovely Wentworth-Howell. Mrs. Howell: Give me a wet one, Dawson! Richard: Let's Not and say we did. Next, we have The Movie Star, Ginger Grant. Richard hugs Ginger. Richard: You have any relation with Cary Grant? Ginger: Not that I know of...but my uncle is Gary Cant. Richard: Who's he? Ginger: He was an actor in many films...he was even in Gone With The Wind and Goodfellas. Richard: I'll have to find that out. Next, we have Professor Roy Hinkley. Professor: You can call me Professor. Richard: I hear you have a PhD and built a radio out of coconuts. Professor: I even brought it to the show...let me show you. The Professor brings-out the coconut radio and it plays "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. Dustin: I hate Bon Jovi! They Suck! Professor: Sorry... Richard: No harm, no foul. Finally, we have Mary-Ann Summers. Richard and Mary-Ann hug. Richard: You got to ride on the S.S.Minnow by winning the lottery. Mary-Ann: That is true. Richard: And you're from Kansas as well. Mary-Ann: Yep...The Breadbasket of America. Richard: And with that...let's start the feud! Tony and Gilligan walk towards Richard Dawson's podium. Richard: Now...100 people surveyed 10 answers on this. Name a part of a ship. Tony Buzzes In. Tony: Poop Deck! Richard: You wanted to say "poop", didn't you? Tony: Damn Straight! Richard: Is the Poop Deck on there? Poop Deck is the #4 answer. Tony laughs very loud. Richard: Gilligan...name a part of the ship. Gilligan: Those smoke stacks. Richard: I think they're named something else. Is smoke stack up there? Funnel is the #3 Answer. Richard: So...will you play or pass? Skipper: You Better Play, Little Buddy Gilligan: Then we'll play Tony: ...and I passed...can you do that on a poop deck/ Richard: I don;t wanna know...now Skipper...name a part of a boat Skipper: The Captains Quarters. Richard: ...Give me The Quarters for the Captain Captain's Quarters is the #9 Answer Richard: Mr. Howell...name a part of a boat. Mr. Howell: Presidential Suite...honey, remember our trip on The Queen Mary? Mrs. Howell: The Queen Mary...that is a nice ship. Richard; Was...it was retired in 1967. But show me Presidential Suite. Cabins is the #8 Answer. Richard: Mrs. Howell...Name a Part of a boat. Mrs. Howell: The Anchor. Richard: So...are the anchors away? The Anchor/Rudder is the #1 Answer. Richard: Great Answer Ginger, name a part of a boat. Ginger: The Sail. Richard: I'd say something, but...does a boat have a great set of sails? Sail/Mast is the #2 Answer. Richard: Professor...name a part of a boat. Professor: The Boiler Room. Richard: Is The Boiler Romm up there? The Boiler Room is #7. Richard: Mary Anne, name a part of a boat. Mary Anne: The Bow...Skipper taught me that oe. Richard: Is the bow a part of the ship? The Bow of the Ship is #6 answer. Richard: Gilligan...we return to you. Gilligan: I dunno if I can handle the pressure... Skipper: You better not blow it, or else! Richard: Name a part of a boat. Gilligan: I...I... Richard: Three Seconds... Skipper: Come On, Little Buddy! BUZZ Richard: Now we go to The Warners for the steal. The Warners debate whether "dinghy" or "stern" should be the steal. Paul then bangs his gavel. Paul: Can you just listen to me for just one second? The answer is stern! Tony: Well...since I like the word...I'll go with dinghy. Richard: For The Steal...is dinghy up there? Lifeboat is #10 answer. Richard: What is the #5 answer? The Stern is the #5 answer. Richard: This means we must say goodbye to The Cast of "Gilligan's Island". Skipper: We could've won it all, but Gilligan blew it for us! Gilligan: I'm sorry... Skipper: Not as sorry as you're going to be! Richard: Is there fighting in sitcom heaven? Gilligan: There really isn't. Mary Ann: But now I'm going to sitcom heaven. Ginger: So that means... Mary Ann: Yes...you're The last survivor of Gilligan's Island...we hope to see you soon. Ginger: Okay...who's gonna take me home? Richard: You'll think of something...so, who's gonna play "Fast Money Round"? All the Warners but Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is!... Paul walks towards Richard. Paul: I have to do this all over again! Richard: You just are good at this... Paul: And you HAD to tell me "why"! Richard: Look, no matter what you'll get $10,000 for this round we need 15 on the clock please. :15 is seen. Richard: The clock starts once I finish the first clue. Name a bird from Brazil. Paul: Umbrella Bird. BUZZ Richard: Name a city in Africa. Paul: Kinshasa. BUZZ Richard: Name a brand of soap. Paul: Pears. Richard: Name a holiday in September. Paul: Rosh Hashanah. BUZZ Richard: Name someone who played James Bond. Paul: David Niven. BUZZ Richard: You stunned our panelists again, but because of the Potatovirus you each get $10,000. That's it for Sitcom Family Feud. Good Lord!...
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01-04-2021, 01:52 AM	#5
opus VB Forum Veteran Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: Wherever Barbara Cooper is Posts: 19,056	Here they are from a different angle. You should be able to see everybody.