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Old 02-21-2001, 10:10 PM   #1
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I like in the episode 'The Art of Dick' when Dick and Harry are talking about Harry's painting of the 'thing that came out of that guys stomach':

'And we hit it and we hit it and it just wouldnt die!'

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my favorite quote is when mary albright decides to make a documentary about the solomon's and they were afraid of getting exposed. so that is why sally asked harry to start a fire. i don't remember the exact conversation but here is what sally told harry
starting a fire alarm without a fire? harry that is illegal
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I liked the part in The Art of Dick where someone says Harry's still life painting looks like rotting garbage and Harry says something like "Yes, I need to learn to paint faster."
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Mary (to Nina): "Exactly when does puberty end for a man?" Nina: "Six months after death."

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Nina (to Dick): "I had a boyfriend who used to burn up on reentry. He walks with a limp now." Mary (to Dick): "For future reference I have a red Volvo." Dick: "Please! Dr. Albright....we barely know each other."

Dick: "I think it's because we're friends." Harry (singing): "So. No. One. Told You. It. Was gonna be that way." (the Solomons do a handclap.)

Sally: "Humans are not perfect."

Dick: "I have a plaan." Sally: "Remember, we're not allowed to liquify humans." Dick: "Okay I have another plaan."

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Big Giant head: "well done Lieutenant, I like the cut of your jib."
Sally: "Thank you Sir, I've been working on my jib."
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There's so many excellent lines. which one to choose???

Dick: Oh my God! I'm Gorgeous!
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Dick: "I think it's because we're friends."
Harry (singing): "So, no one told you it was gonna be that way." (the Solomons do a hand clap.)


Dick: 8am In The Morning?

Mary: Does everything have to involve you?
Dick: In a perfect world. Yes!
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Dick: "What's the point of having a democracy if everybody's going to vote wrong?"
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Harry: "Women...You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere."
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Sally: "Isn't there a place where people can have mindless sex with different partners?" Mary: "Yeah! It's called the 70s."
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Sally (to The Big Giant Head): "So how was your trip, sir?" TBGH: "Horrifying! at first. I looked out the window...and...I saw something on the wing of the plane."
Dick: "The same thing happened to me!"
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Harry: "You know, Dick, when life hands you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons."
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Dick: Sally, I want you to observe her, find out what women on this planet do.
Sally: Why can't Harry do it?
Dick: Because you're the woman.
Sally: That brings up a very good question: why am I the woman?
Dick: Because you lost.
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