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Curly: "Wrong number."

Moe: "What was your family decomposed of?"

Moe: "Are deuces wild?"

Curly: "Sollllld American!"
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Shemp: "(gibberish)!"
Moe: (to Larry)"What'd he say?"
Larry: "(gibberish)!"
Moe: (slaps Larry)"Get out of here."
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Curly: "I can't hear a thing!"
Moe: "Why not?"
Curly: "I'm not listenin'!"
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Shemp: "Does my head look like a steam pipe?"

Moe: "Nice, beautiful talcum powder. Schlemiel No. 8!"

Larry: "Oh, am I dumb."

Moe: "Hen fruit."

Moe: "Nice cold hotcakes, smothered in vinegar."

Moe: "I'm the only guy does anything around here."
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"I heard you tell that girl you were gonna put her name up in electric lights." "Is that what I said? You know, I was thinking of something else."
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Moe: (to Curly)"Aye aye?"
Curly: "Aye aye."
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"Gimme a 3 letter word meaning 'rat'." "Meaning 'rat'?" "Yeah." (Ted points to Curly) "Him."
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Painter: "Gentlemen!... I am an artist!"
Larry: "I am an artiste, too!"
Curly: "Ohh, a pair of drawers."

Larry: "Any time you get in another spot, Rembrandt, just call us."

Moe: (to model)"Excuse him, lady. The heel has no soul."
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"We want a young comic, one that'll sing and dance and hand out some good, old-fashioned belly laughs." "You'll never get one funnier than I am." "Look at the start you got with that face."
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"... into my bedroom, and there's two ladies in my bed. What'd'ya think happens?" "What happens?" "I say, one of you broads gotta get out of here."
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When I was ten, I began to notice girls and had finally figured out that the bumps under sweaters weren't hidden grapefruit.

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