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Moe: (to Larry)"You're nothin' but a nitwit."
Larry: (sarcastically)"Oh, thank you."
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Shemp: "Hey! Where'd everybody go?... Moe! Larry! Oh, wait for me!"
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P.S.: All six of the preceding quotes came from the same episode.
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"You gentlemen ever sold anything?" "Coitainly, anything we could lay our hands on." "The gentleman said 'sold,' not 'stole.'"
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"I'm the best musician in the country!" "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"
(Moe and Larry)
"Listen Paderewski, were them funny noises comin' outta you or the piano?"
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"Put her back where she belongs." "Say, that place has been closed for years."
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Moe: "Hey. Spinach chin! Do you mean to tell me you're only a doorman?"
Hassan Ben Sober: "Yes."
Shemp: (pointing)"Well, there's the door, man."
(Shemp literally kicks Hassan Ben Sober out of the cafe.)
Ginna Rumma: "Will you give me five for this?"
Moe: "No, but I'll give you two."
Ginna Rumma: "I'll take it."
(Moe eyepokes G.R. The Stooges physically eject him from the cafe.)
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"A whale! Look at the size of that whale! It's a whale of a whale!!"
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Larry: "Don't worry! We always fix it right the second time."

Professor Quakenbush: "How would you boys like to make a thousand dollars?"
Moe: "Who do we have to murder?"

Moe: "It's a good thing Kilroy wasn't here."

Moe: (to Curly)"Well, that's neither hair no there. Go ahead."

Quakenbush: "I don't know why I ever took this onto myself."

Curly: "Oh. Champagnee."

Curly's final line: "Hmmmm."

Larry: "You forgot to duck."
Moe: ""So did you."
(Moe hits Larry in the face with a pie.)
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Moe: "Recede!"

Shemp: "I'll take the two socks."
Moe: "You got 'em."
(Moe punches Shemp with both fists.)

Shemp: "If there's any more paper in this yard, I'll eat it."
Moe: "Here comes your lunch."

Butler: "The Earl will see you (now)."

Moe: "It's a (bright moonlit night tonight)."
Shemp: "M'nach."
Larry: "And today too."

Moe: "Aye."
Shemp: "Aye."
Larry: "Aye-yi-yi."
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