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Moe: (to Curly)"You're in a court, not Clancy's Poolroom." (He hits Curly.)
Curly: "I'm a victim of circumstance!"

Curly: "Is everybody dumb?"

Defense Attorney: "...it would take the strength of a MULE! to pull the trigger. (to Curly)Try it."
Curly: "I'm no mule!"
Moe: "Noo, your ears are too short." (He eyepokes Curly.)
Curly: "So I'm a mule."

Moe: (to Curly)"You was called to be a witness, wasn't you?"
Curly: "Certainly!"
Larry: "So was you!"
Moe: (to Larry) "What are you buttin' in for?" (To Curly)"You're supposed to be a good one, ain't you?"
Curly: "Well, ain't I?"
Moe: "Then what are you disturbin' the court for?"

Judge: "What does this parrot mean by, 'find the letter'?"
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Curly: "I'm too young to die! Too young, and too handsome!"
(He looks in a mirror and reacts.)
Curly: "Well, I'm too young."
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Moe: (to Curly)"Start slippin', we start suin'."

Man: "This looks screwy enough to be good."

Moe: (singing)
"Ohh, the cows were flying about.
As the wife made sauerkraut.
Sooo we..."

Magician: (to Curly)"Wait'll I get out there, brother. I'll wow 'em."

Moe: (to Curly) "Mingle or I'll mangle."
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Curly:
"Greetings little shut in,
Don't you weep or sigh,
If you're not out by Christmas,
You'll be out the Fourth of July."

Curly: "Scram, buddy, you're interferin' with romance."

Curly: "Hey! Don't look now, but I think we're goin' the wrong way!"

Sergeant Dare: "What do you guys think you're doin'? Playin' hippity hop at the barber shop?"
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Curly: "Look at the golfs!"

Moe: "Press."
Larry: "Press."
Curly: "Pull."

Moe: "Spread out!"

Curly: "Oh, a washin' machine! I didn't know it was Monday."

Larry: (to Curly)"Hey! Samey washy shirty?"
Moe: "Hey! Any of your clothes on that line?"
Larry: "No."
Moe: "Then stay out of it."

Moe: "So's your old man!"

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"If you don't stop, I'll give you a pop." "What flavor?" "Five delicious flavors!" [smack!]
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Bailiff – “Drop the vernacular.”
Curly – “That's not a vernacular, that's a derby.”
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"We want a young comic, one that'll sing and dance and hand out some good, old-fashioned belly laughs." "You'll never get one funnier than I am." "Look at the start you got with that face."
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"The heat in there is in tents."
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Curly: "Santy Claus will hear of this."

Moe: "Now this cat suffers from operatic tendencies. Likes to sing opera on the back fences."
(Curly sings opera, then laughs. Moe eyepokes him.)

Moe: "Now! Not the simplicity of the construction."
Curly: "And it always works."

Curly: "Calling all curs, calling all curs. Dinner is ready. Come to the dining room. That is all."

Moe: "Those two guys weren't reporters, they were dognappers... Now start thinkin', if possible."

Moe: "On your toes, you heels."
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"Alright fellas, let's get loaded." "Wait a minute... you know I don't drink."
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Curly: "Yes, we have no bonanza!" (He laughs.)
Moe: "But we've got plenty of bricks."
(Moe breaks a brick on Curly's head.)
Moe: "Say somethin', kid! Say somethin!"
Curly: "Bonanza!"

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