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Curly: "Well, as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon. (laughs)"

Curly: "...let's have a nip and tuck."
Colonel Buttz: "What's that, Major?"
Curly: "One nip and they tuck you away for the night (laughs)."

Moe: "I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."

Curly: "I used to work in a bakery as a pilot."
Judith: "A pilot?"
Curly: "Yeah, I used to take the bread from one corner and pilot it the other."

Curly: "You know, I quit my job at the bakery."
Judith: "Why?"
Curly: "Oh, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf."

Curly: "A victim of circumstance!"

Moe: "Boys, Dad's here."

Major Philbert: (to Larry)"Pardon me; how long have you had a weak back?"
Larry: "Oh, about a week back."
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Moe: "Ohhh, cutie pie."
Curly: "Yea -- " (Moe slaps him.)

Larry: (tough)"I'll take it when I'm ready!"
Moe: (tougher)"Are you ready?"
Larry: (meek; backing down)"Yeah, I'm ready, I think."

Curly: "Pardon me if I laugh. (he laughs) That's a pippin."

Curly: "Nothin'! What'd he ever do for us?"

Larry: "...graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."
Doctor: (sarcastically)"Some class."
Curly: "You said it, kid. Some class."

Patient: "That is the momentous question!"
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Curly: "Why don't you keep your nose out of strange doors?"

Curly: "I think it's silly too, but orders is orders."

Moe: (singing)
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Gettin' its bath at seven-thirty,
And will be well-cooked
By eight o'clooock."

Larry: "It fall down."
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Curly: "You too."
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Moe: "What's the matter with him?"
Curly: "Tarpon monoxide."

Larry: "It's enough to drive a man to drink."

Curly: "It's a beauty!"

Moe: "Where do they keep the Mickey Finns?"

Manuel Gonzalez: "Glad to meet me."

Pepita: (to Curly)"Oh, my English is not so good-looking, no?"
Curly: "Your English is atrocious."

Curly: "Aw, you got the poochie all wet."

Moe: "I'll bat your ears down."

Gonzalez: "Them pigs, I will shoot them so full of holes, they will look like the Swiss cheese."
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Larry: "There should be some good hunting around here."
Curly: "How do you know?"
Larry: "I saw a sign that said FINE FOR HUNTING."
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Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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