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Joe: "To the fairest lady of Mexico, I dedicate this bull. And I do mean bull."

(Last line of the 1934-1959 Columbia shorts.)
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(The Stooges are building a plane)
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Shemp: "I hate fun."

Shemp: "Now I know how a gopher feels."

Moe: "Yeah, our Chopper's a bit of a wolf."

Moe: "There goes Shemp with a left jab. There goes Shemp with a right uppercut. There goes Shemp with a haymaker."
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Skeleton in liquor cabinet: "How are you fixed for liquor? You better check."

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