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Lisa Douglas:
What shall I do with the corns I strung for you?

Oliver Douglas:
Lisa, you're supposed to take the kernels off the cob and string them.

Lisa Douglas:
Well, don't blame me, I never did it before. In the old country, we used to string caviar.

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Caviar?

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We'd have caviar on one string and crackers on the other...

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Oh, for...

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And then we'd play the Hungarian Christmas game called 'Smear the crackers with caviar.'
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Mr. Haney: "That's the first rule of big business: Always use somebody else's money."

Haney: "Well, wipe your feet, Fred."
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[Sam to Oliver after Arnold leaves with a basket of groceries]

Sam: "Fred don't even miss Doris. It's amazin' how that pig has taken her place."
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From The Hawaiian Honeymoon episode:

Olive: "We've already had a second honeymoon, and a third, and a fourth."
Lisa: "Why don't we make this a fifth, which is one of your favorite bottles."
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Lisa: "Why do you want to irritate your corn?"
Oliver: "Irrigate. It means put water on it."
Lisa: "Won't that irritate it?"
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Oliver: "It certainly has. Crowded streets, polluted air, unfriendly people. New York is a rat race, and the rats are winning."

Lisa: "Hootersville?"

Oliver: "My roots are in the soil!"

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Lisa: "Well. There goes the last of the big shpenders."

Mr. Haney: "It was owned by His Royal Highness, the Marijuana of Rinkatupu."
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Lisa: (to Oliver)"When will you be back?"
Oliver: "When the bar closes."

Lisa: "Don't tread on Royal toes."

Oliver: "Everty time she tells it, it's a different place."
Lisa: "It was Paris!"

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