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Oliver: Gee, I'm sorry.
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(Last line of the series.)
Oliver: "Well, gosh, it was only a suggestion."
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Carol Brady: Why don't you help Alice bake some cookies?
Cindy Brady: Okay mommy
[talking to Alice]
Cindy Brady: Can my doll help too?
Alice: As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy, she makes my cookies soggy woggy.
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"Greg Brady: [trying to think of something that'll scare Alice] What about vampires?
Alice Nelson: Oh vampires are a pain in the neck.
[laughs]
Alice Nelson: That's pretty good.
Marcia Brady: What about werewolves?
Alice Nelson: All bark and no bite.
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Alice Nelson: You know, we got Tiger before we got Bobby.

Carol Brady: Why are you telling me this *now*?

Alice Nelson: Because I just thought of it now.

Carol Brady: Well. Think of something else.
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(approximation)

Cousin Emma: Have you ever read the army manual on organization?

Carol: No.

Emma: You should. It's a real eye-opener.

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Peter Brady: [the kids are drawing names out of a hat to see which child plays which dwarf. Peter is the last to draw] . There are 2 slips of paper left.
Carol Brady: Hey! We're short one child!
Mike Brady: If that's a hint, *forget* it.
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Cindy: "Why did I have to be born so young?"

Cindy: "It's such a dumb age."

Mike: "I don't know, but his taste in girls is better than his taste in his flowers."

Bobby: "All that trouble I went to, just to get myself in trouble."
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Cindy Brady: I'm not a snitcher; I just tell it like it is.
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Greg: "It's the first day of school."
Bobby: "Oh, yeah. Locked up for the rest of the year."

Doctor: "This time of year, we have quite an epidemic of newschoolitis."

Marcia: "All of my best years are behind me!"

Mike: "Marcia, there's an old saying: 'You can't take a step forward, with both feet still on the ground.'"
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Bobby: I'm not lending everything to a snitcher!
Cindy: I'm not a snitcher. I just tell it like it is.
Bobby: Well I'm not lending you my skate key after the way you squealed on Greg and Peter!
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Marcia: "Boys.... They sure do have a dumb sense of humor."

Bobby: "I can't even reach 'em."

Carol: "That's the kind of nothing that bothers me the most."

Jan: "Well, all I hear day long at school is how great Marcia is at that or how wonderful Marcia did that. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

Jan: "I'm tired of being in Marcia's shadow all the time."

Cindy: "Now all I hear all day is what a great sister I have. Jan, Jan, Jan."
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Carol: [stressed, hair undone, in the middle of using make up] How could you girls sit there and say I look beautiful?
Cindy: Because we love you.
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(From the pilot, after Bobby admits taking the photo of his birth mother off the dresser)
Mike: I don’t want you to forget your mother, and neither does Carol.

Alice(when she leave the Bradys to take a job at a diner):
Too much sundae makes too much Marcia.
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