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Old 02-11-2021, 10:56 PM   #1
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Barbara Jean: "Hey, hey! Who's ready to go to Teddy Bears on Ice?"

Brock: "So he's learning how to process fear. That's a good thing."

Kyra: "Dad's house is haunted."

Reba: "Wow! I've heard of people dyin' to sell their house, but..."

Barbara Jean: "Ghosts like to open drawers."

Reba: "Oh, Barbara Jean was born crazy, Brock. I can't take credit for God's work."

Jake: "People died in our house?!"
Reba: (looks at Barbara Jean)"...not yet."

Barbara Jean: "...I just can't live with an evil presence in my house."
Reba: "Then you shouldn't have married him."
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Barbra Jean-"You're not the boss of me!"

Reba-"I know. If I was your boss, we'd be sleeping together by now!"

God bless you always!!!

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Brock Hart:
[speaking of Barbra Jean and Brock's therapist who asked Reba out] You can't go out with him.

Reba:
Why not?

Brock Hart:
Barbra Jean likes him.

Reba:
What?

Brock Hart:
But she wouldn't steal anyone you like. [Reba looks at him] Anyone you like now, anyone you like now.
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Reba-Van doesn't have to go to church and Brock can't go. Holy water burns.

Brock-I'm with Reba even though she's being mean to me.

God bless you always!!!

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Reba:
If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.

Barbra Jean:
So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?

Reba:
That's right. I've got turkey, babe!
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(Last line of the series.)
Reba: "Barbra Jean's right. We got through it all, because we're survivors."
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(First line of the series.)
Reba: "Court mandated therapy..."
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Reba:
[when Kyra is helping cheer Barbra Jean up after she and Brock separate] You are a beautiful young woman.

Kyra:
Or maybe you just raised me right. That and I watch a lot of "7th Heaven".
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Jake: "Adults are so weird."

Jake: "We don't have a party for Dad when he pulls a tooth."

Van: (sarcastically)"I'm having a T-shirt printed up."

Van: (to Cheyenne)"It's baseball season, honey. I need to drink beer!"

Barbra Jean: "Lord, that's great coffee."

Cheyenne: "I have wonderful news: I'm an alcoholic!"

Van: "I'm havin' a beer."

Cheyenne: "The problem is not alcohol, the problem is Cheyenne."
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Barbra Jean:
Hey Kyra, how was school?

Kyra:
Good- but I really missed you today. [Hugs Barbra Jean]

Barbra Jean:
Oh. I know you want something... but this is one fiddle that says, "Play Me."
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Reba: "Alcohol... Good idea."

Reba: "Alcohol, and a lot of it."
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[Reba's found a bottle of vodka in Van and Cheyenne's closet and thinks it's Van's]

Van Montgomery:
[to Cheyenne, holding the bottle] Is this yours?

Cheyenne:
No! Why would it be mine?

Van Montgomery:
Well it's not mine, and if it's not yours, then our 3-year old has a MAJOR problem! Cheyenne... what's going on?
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Van: (to Reba)"If you take loyalty and ethics out of business, you know what you have?"
Reba: "Television network."

Van: "Stupid Google."
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Brock: Reba, I have to marry her!
Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?
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