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Brian: You were great. It is so hot in here, you are smoking.
Casey: Smoke!
Brian: Don't need to.
Sirens are heard on street
Casey: No Brian, there's smoke! Did you put out the fireplace?
Brian: I guess. No need to worry.
Firemen break down door of master bedroom
Brian: Smoke, there's fire! AUGH! Why didn't anyone tell me!
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Brian: "You get that little tingle of frustrated sexual desire?"
Joe: "Yeah, coming from you."

Roy: "Sensitivity. Men have turned into such wimps."
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Joe: (to Antonio)"Trust me, this is a family tree you do not want to climb."

Brian: "I think... Lowell's got way too much time on his hands."

Alex: "He has sneakers the size of Stonehenge."

Roy: "Wondering if she's as hot for you as you are for her. Wondering if..."
Helen: (interrupting Roy)"she'll take a check or insist on cash?"
Roy: "Let me tell you somethin'; Roy Biggins doesn't pay for it. The Roy Biggins corporation does."
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Roy: "Another satisfied customer, huh, Hackett?"

Lowell: "...1947 Harley-Davidson. I'm rebuilding it."

Brian: "Alex and I had sex last night... and it wasn't great."

Lowell: "Hammer works, helmet sucks."

Joe: "We're Catholic; we don't talk about stuff like that."

Fay: "...the hard news is at the cemetery."

Joe: "If I relax, who's going to try to keep this damn airline in business?"

Joe: "I am sick! Of everyone running to me when they have a problem."
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Lowell: (on phone)"Davidson. Harley-Davidson."

Helen: "What about Fredo over there, shakin' him down for a new cab?"

Roy: "Yeah. Somebody fun lifted Joe's wallet."

Antonio: "I just don't get it, do I?"

Lowell: "That's the way I'd have played her."

Fay: "...he had mighty big shoes to fill."
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Roy: (to Joe)"And since you're not gettin' that, the least you can do is pop for a dinner."

Brian: "Now that is a fuel pump."

Joe: "That is such a stereotype..."

Helen: "Maybe I don't have the perfect life, but it's my life."

Casey: "So much for having an orgasm that year."

Joe: "That's the happiest lookin' man I've ever seen."

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Brian: "How selfish can one person be?"

Casey: "My life is one nightmare after another."

Antonio: "When a man's been on fire, it makes him take stock."

Helen: "...when this express train to Hell derails, don't come runnin' to me."

Brian: "I paid for a surprise, and I'm gonna get a surprise. Ready? One, two, three."
(Brian and the others burst into a hotel room, and they yell "Surprise!" as the screen goes black. Helen's scream is heard.)
Casey: (v.o.)"Oh, my God!"
Joe: (v.o.)"Helen, look. It's a big sandwich!"
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Fred: "That's my girl and I love her."

Roy: "Because my mother's got the soul of a pit bull and the face of a sock puppet. Love ain't that blind."

Helen: "I can't believe you've reduced Miss Jenkins to a sex object."

Susie: "Yeah. Is it actually possible to die of boredom?"

Lowell: "Nice thighs, Miss Jenkins."

Laura Jenkins: "Great coffee."

Brian: "That's right. I got an incomplete."

Joe: "Come on. I was taking cold medicine."

Brian: "She's a teacher. She's gonna tell me I wasn't applying myself."
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Deedee Chappel: "Europe doesn't have corn pads?"

Antonio: "Just like Sunday dinner back home in Italy."

Brian: "Oh, God. Fritters."
Lowell: "You've got a problem with that?"

Helen: (to Deedee)"You gambled away my wedding?"

Fay: "Don't even ask where the note pad is."

Lowell: "I had lunch for breakfast."

Deedee: "Son, you've got to get yourself a girl."
Antonio: "No kidding."

Helen: "Is food your answer to everything? No wonder I was such a fat little kid."
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Lowell: (to Brian)"That was just sarcasm for no good reason, wasn't it?"

Brian: "What kind of bet did she lose?"

Helen: "Roy, even for you, this is insane."

Anya: "...and the really lucky women have husbands who come home sober twice a week."

Roy: "Art history? I thought it was archery."

Helen: (to Joe)"Can you imagine your only two choices in life being Roy, or Siberia? I mean, one is cold, vast and depressing, the other is way the hell in Russia."
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Roy: "I've never taken this out in public before..."

Antonio: "She said she faked her orgasm."
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Roy Biggins: I'm going to teach that kid everything I know.
Helen: What's he going to do the second half of the day?
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Roy: "See, Cochran, the rich are different."

Antonio: "Ohh, to live in Fay Land."

Antonio: "Aand, downward spiral continues."
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Antonio: [to Helen who is coming towards him menacingly] Don't make me use my pepper spray.
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Antonio: "My cab just got swallowed by a sinkhole..."

Fay: "I need a shower."

Brian: (to Joe)"Let's just say it's your turn."

Brian: "...I just got a - taste of the satisfaction that comes from personal sacrifice, - and it's pissin' me off."
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