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Old 05-03-2006, 01:20 PM   #1
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Talking One of the funniest scenes ever on Roseanne...

When Dan drinks the sour milk and goes into a seizure like meltdown, flapping around on the kitchen floor like a fish out of water.

His face looked positively frightening. Then he puts the milk back in the fridge. I've watched this scene a few times, and saw it again the other night.

I laugh like it's the first time I'm seeing it every time.
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When Dan drinks the sour milk and goes into a seizure like meltdown, flapping around like a fish out of water.

His face looked positively frightening. Then he puts the milk back in the fridge. I've watched this scene a few times, and saw it again the other night.

I laugh like it's the first time I'm seeing it every time.
The absolout funniest past of that, is that in the begining of that ep, Roseanne takes the same milk out, drinks some, runs to the sink & spits it out er somethin, & then puts it back!!!
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The absolout funniest past of that, is that in the begining of that ep, Roseanne takes the same milk out, drinks some, runs to the sink & spits it out er somethin, & then puts it back!!!
That's right, and mid-episode, she pours some in Jackie's coffee.

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That's right, and mid-episode, she pours some in Jackie's coffee.

OH YEAH!!! Cause Jacki was tellin Roseanne somethin she didnt like, so Roseannes like "would you like some milk in your coffee!!!!" hallarious!
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AHAHA!!! I Knooooww!!!
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That was a funny scene!
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Being a huge Roseanne fan, that scene is just priceless!!!!! it is beyond hilarious. no matter how many times i see that scene, it is a riot!!! seeing John sweat and turn beet red and so forth just makes it that more funny. When I seen that scene the very first time it aired, I was like WTF??? and I couldn't stop laughing. one hour later and I was still laughing.

btw, anyone ever tasted sour milk????? YUCK!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!
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The PmS episode....when Dan and Jackie are in the hallway at the party,
Dan yells when do I get my PMS!---hillarious
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The whole PMS episode is a riot. There are so many scenes and episodes throughout the series that just make me rotlmao! Not so many though after they win the lottery.
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haha...amen to that last part ;P oh man! I love the part in the episode where molly kissed david and darlene get mad @ him so he's talking to Dan and Roseanne in the kitchen...sayin how he didn't do nething wrong and dan just keeps saying "doesn't matter" AHAHA!!! but trust me you have to see it to get how funny it is!...and the holloween episode where Roseanne is dressed up like a man and (I'm not sure how it came up in the ep.) but Roseanne's like actin all manly and pretending to be with jackie and as ahe walks over she's like "HEY BITCH!!" another one ya gotta see!!! oh my goshhh!!! soooo freakin halarious!
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T like the scene whre Roseanne hits Dan in the head with a fryng pan after hesays "hewas afraid of the hooker"or something like that,Idont dont know was adlibed or not but it was funny
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I think in the episode "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home" where Roseanne and Jackie's dad died there was this great moment where a distraught Jackie had to call Auntie Barbara who apparently was hard of hearing. She loses it and is screaming into the phone "Dad's dead!!! No, DEAD!!! He's fine!! He sends his love!!" That was hysterical.
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The writers absolutely destroyed the character of Jackie in the final seasons. She went from cool single Aunt to a loud, yelling, neurotic train wreck.
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I think in the episode "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home" where Roseanne and Jackie's dad died there was this great moment where a distraught Jackie had to call Auntie Barbara who apparently was hard of hearing. She loses it and is screaming into the phone "Dad's dead!!! No, DEAD!!! He's fine!! He sends his love!!" That was hysterical.
Jackie was AWESOME until the last season. The writers turned her into a total goofball, a former shell of herself. They did "Jackie" such a dis-service as Laurie Metcalf is a brilliant actress, but you would never know it judging by season seven.
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At the end of 1 episode, Jackie was on Dan's back trying to get him down but it doesn't him and he sits down on the couch with her still on his back and she cried in pain.
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