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Old 10-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #1
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Talking Incorrect Lyrics You Think Are bettter Than The Real Lyrics?

Do you have any incorrect lyrics that you think are better than the real lyrics? I have an incorrect lyric that I think is better than the original lyric.


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Incorrect Lyric: "I used to have the Midas Touch, now everything I touch turns to dust."


Original lyric: :"I used to have a Midas Touch, I turned to gold, but he turned to dust."
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From "Something in the Night" by Bruce Springsteen:

Incorrect: "You're born with muffins, and better off that way".

Correct: "You're born with nothin', and better off that way".

I like the incorrect lyrics better, because muffins are good, especially the blueberry kind!
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Old 10-10-2009, 05:34 PM   #3
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From "Something in the Night" by Bruce Springsteen:

Incorrect: "You're born with muffins, and better off that way".

Correct: "You're born with nothin', and better off that way".

I like the incorrect lyrics better, because muffins are good, especially the blueberry kind!
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:37 PM   #4
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Authority Song By John Cougar Mellancamp


Incorrect Lyric: "I Fight Authority And Always Will and/or I Fight Authority and Always Win."


Correct Lyric: "I Fight Authority. Authority Wins." I think my misheard versions so
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:40 PM   #5
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In BYOB by System Of A Down

Incorrect lyric "Why do they always such a poor?"

Correct lyric: Why do they always send the poor?"



I think my misheard version sounds funny as hell, albeit VERY poor grammar!
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:45 PM   #6
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Correct Cars song title: Bye Bye Love

What I hear: My Bi Love
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"Tiny Dancer" Elton John

Incorrect-Jesus Weeps, out in the street. Handing tickets out to God.

Correct-Jesus Freaks, out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.
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When I first heard this song:

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

It must have been some kind of kid

Actual:

Oh, I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
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