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As The World Turns:

Mick: (to Barbara) "Do you really think another girl could consume me the way you have?"
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The Young and the Restless

Damon Porter: "Well I'll be damned."
Michael Baldwin: "I'm sure you will be."
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As the World Turns:

Lisa, Lucinda, Barbara, Kim, Emma, Susan and Nancy are caught in the wilderness after their bus breaks down.

Susan: (realizing that they all had-with the exception of Nancy-been married to, engaged to or had children with Dr. John Dixon (Larry Bryggman): "I just had a terrible thought! Do you realize that at one time or another, we were all in love with the same man? All except Nancy, she's the only sane one in the bunch!"
Lisa: "Well, I wouldn't exactly call it love..."
Susan: "Maybe not, but we almost killed each other over it..."

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The Young and The Restless

Jill: I just wanted to know how you were feeling.

Katherine: Oh, I was doing fine til’ just a few moments ago when a very cold,-uh…ugly wind blew into my front door.

Jill: My, you do have a way with words. Unfortunately, for you, it doesn’t always get to your desired results.
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Jill steps foot on The Chancellor Estate, rings the doorbell, and then turns around, smug and smirking, wearing a fur coat, waiting for someone to open the door.

Jill turns around as Esther opens the door to find Jill standing in the door, shocked.

Esther: Jill.

Jill: Mrs. Abbott to you, Esther.

Esther: But you’re not really Mrs. Abbott anymore, are you?

Jill: I don’t have time for your insolence.

Jill walks into The Chancellor Mansion, uninvited, searching for Katherine.

Jill: Where’s Katherine?

Esther: She’s not home.

Jill turns to Esther, staring at her in disbelief.
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Dr. Oliver: I’ve run into a conspiracy of idiots… with a few jerks thrown in.
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All My Children:

Palmer's cantankerous maid Myra Murdock Sloane, giving advice to calm down a new employee at Cortlandt Manor after a big fight among guests at the dinner table:

"Don't worry, things will calm down soon. The people who live in this house take sedatives like most people eat after-dinner mints. They'll all be asleep in ten minutes."

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Jill walks into the living room of The Chancellor Mansion and says this to Katherine:

Jill: Tell me, Kay. When are you finally gonna die? When the government finds a safe place to bury your liver I suppose.
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The Bold and The Beautiful

Steffy to Ridge about the Logans working at FC. “It’s like a clown car. You open the door and like a hundred of them come out.”

Justin: I’m going to arrange a trip to New York.
Bill: Why?
Justin: Because I don’t want to be in a ten mile radius when Ridge finds out his daughter has the hots for you.

Taylor to Ridge: “You have your Logan and I’m not your Doc anymore.”
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Dynasty: Alexis (Joan Collins) and Sable (Stephanie Beacham) are fighting, as always:

Sable: You just don't know when to stop, do you?
Alexis: Oh, yes I do. When I hear the thump, thump, thump that tells me I've driven over something hard and empty, like your head.

Alexis: I just love the way you stand by your men, Sable. What a pity they won't lie down with you.

Krystle: What are you doing here, Alexis?
Alexis: I've been asking you that question for years, and I still haven't received a satisfactory answer.

Krystle encounters Alexis at a jewelry store:
Alexis: I'm not really certain about these pearls, they're so dowdy. They might look good on you!
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General Hospital:

Luke Spencer : Edward, if I were you, I'd rethink that divorce thing.
Edward Quartermaine: Why, Luke, so you can reopen the club with the money Heather stole from me?
Luke Spencer : No, sir, because if you divorce that woman, you're going to be dead before the ink is dry.
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Falcon Crest:

Angela [Jane Wyman]: (to Melissa) I sent Lance over to feel you out.
Melissa: I should have known.
Angela: He wouldn't spy on you, but to tell you the truth, I think he's still in love with you. I think he's crazy.
Melissa: He said he's still in love with me?
Angela: Makes you sick, doesn't it?

Maggie [Susan Sullivan]: (Chase and Richard get into a fight and Richard accidentally punches Angela.) Let me get something straight. You ducked, and Richard flattened Angela? Damn! I wish I had been there!

Angela and Melissa are arguing, as usual: Angela: Don't you huff and puff at me!
Melissa: Oh, I'm not going to huff and puff. I'm going to blow your house down!
Angela: Well, you certainly have the hot air to do it.

Melissa: (leaving Falcon Crest after not having been invited) "Don't worry, Angela, I'm leaving. And I haven't folded, spindled or mutilated a thing in your house."

Angela (trying to strong-arm an attorney into doing what she wants via blackmail with incriminating photographs): What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business. What you do in the bushes is mine!

Richard [David Selby] saves Angela in the rubble of his home after an explosion:
Angela: (waking up and seeing Richard) Oh, no. I've died and gone to Hell.
Richard (to the medics): She's fine!
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Days of Our Lives

Rafe: I knew that was dumb when it was coming out of my mouth.

Chloe: (of her chocolate mousse cake) How can you leave this? That’s not human.

Hope: You’re hilarious. You sleep with my husband and it’s my fault.

Kate: I've been snubbed by Smurfette.

EJ: All right. Let's pack it in. Let's just give up. They'll figure it out Anyway. Sami and Rafe... they're probably the second coming of Woodward and Bernstein. You don't have a right to insult my intelligence. I have orchestrated this entire plan and my next move will be just as flawless.

Victor: And how will you plant it on her? Will you just ask, 'Do you mind if I attach this to your bosom?'

Kenzie: Mia... teabags for swollen eyes.
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Katherine opens the door to see Jill standing in it.

Jill: Why, Kay. You are looking worse than usual.

Katherine looks at Jill, insulted, and looks rather angry.

Jill: Let me pour you a drink.
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Jason to Michael: "You keep saying you’re a man, that you want to live on your own, but you're acting like a little b***h!"

Sonny: "What you really are is a love sick groupie whose got a crush on a rock star hit man you can never have."

Franco: "As opposed to, say, a daddy who's jealous his favorite has another suitor?"

Lucky: "You don't love me Elizabeth, otherwise you wouldn't be screwing my brother behind my back."
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