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Old 05-28-2012, 06:27 PM   #16
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There was turmoil back in the kitchen
The cook was doin some bitchin
They had all dropped their pants
Cuz they were covered with ants
And all were sufferin from itchin
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(Ode to The Sopranos)

Bada bing and bada boom
Watchin' the Sopranos in my room
Drama, omereta, famiglia, loans
Which rising star will "make his bones"?
And which unfortunate, his doom?
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There once was a woman named June
Whose nose was shaped like a spoon
She was always quite busy
Stirring coffee and being dizzy
And didn't get home until noon.
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(Ode To The Mary Tyler Moore Show)

Who can turn the world on with her smiles
And light up screens for many miles
Watching this show is always a treat
Cause Mary Richards is really sweet
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On a trip one day to the zoo
I happened to spot something new
A talking bear
Named O'Hare
Who greeted me, " How do you do?"


Are you making up those tv show limericks ?
Those are good.
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Yes. thx!

Holly was a happy horse
Capering gaily round the course
Her whinnies were her winning smiles
That could be heard across the miles
An equine majestic in force!
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A man had gone to his quack
Complaining of a pain in his back
He got hooked on some pills
And after paying his bills
He now resides in a shack
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(Leave It To Beaver)

Eddie Haskell is a creep
Always into trouble deep
Thank God Wally is his friend:
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Bozo was a clown
He seldom wore a frown
His feet were big
So was his wig
And laughter was his sound
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They keep knockin on my door
They're after money,but I got no more
I cannot pay
So go away
Can't they see that I am poor
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There was a man from Key Largo
Who got chased because of his cargo
He had expensive rugs
And dangerous drugs
And now he lives up in Fargo
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There once was a man from Montana
Whose nose looked like a banana
A monkey tried to peel it
So he then tried to heal it
By soaking it in some Ipana
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A squirrel was making fun of a bunny
He seemed to think it was funny
That his ears were too long
And his tail was about gone
And his nose always seemed to be runny.
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There once was a man named Kent
Who worked in a fireworks tent
Just for a joke
He lit up a smole
And up in the air he went.
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A fish and a frog
Swam up to a log
The log gave a grin
That hid its next sin:
Gobbling them down (like a hog)
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