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A man woke up sweating at dawn
For some reason his AC was not on
It must be busted
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There once was a man from Spain
Who decided to hop on a train
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A pig was approached by a bear
The bear asked, " Where is your hair? "
" You know it's crude "
" To walk around nude "
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A cook came down with the flu
But he stayed to finish the stew
While stirring the pot
In dripped some snot
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There once was a fighter named Mace
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He'd been hit so often
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There once was a fellow named Doug
Who found an unusal bug
It was the size of a fly
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A rat chipped a tooth on a screw
Which made it difficult to chew
The emotional stress
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There once was an insomniac named Fred
Whose eyes stayed the color of red
He tried counting sheep
But still couldn't sleep
So he ended up selling his bed.
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There once was a fellow named Jack
Whose head had developed a crack
A moth had flown in
Then flew out again
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There once was a plumber named Nick
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When he saw the commode
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There once was a woman named Nellie
Who asked the girl at the deli
" Do you have chicken breasts? "
The girl replied, " Yes "
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A man had gone down to the lake
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There once was a man named Greg
Who suffered some wounds to his leg
His untreated sores
Turned into spores
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Didn't make much of a sound
They were ready for war
And to settle a score
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There once was a boy named Neal
Who went to school just to steal
He was well taught
He never got caught
No one was around to squeal.
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