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Old 06-29-2020, 06:49 PM   #706
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Larry:You'll never guess what I found out!
Jack:What?
Larry:I have a brother!
Zack: Larry we've been over this before.The lawyer from Night Court isn't your brother.We even had to convince him not to have you arrested and have the closest charge against you be a restraining order when you wouldn't leave him alone that one time he was at the Regal Beagle
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Mrs.Tripper:Jack I just worry about you.I want you to stay pure until you meet the right girl.
Zack: Well you better call Mr.Peabody and waaaaay back machine to do that.
Jack:Zack do you know how dumb that sounds?
Zack:You're right.Dogs can't talk
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Jack: I don't know how much longer I can do this.
Zack: Well all you have do is find a way to stop thinking about a gorgeous girl in cowboy boots and short shorts and a sexy tank top
Jack: Jack what are you talking about?
Zack:I'm just saying you need to handle your urges. That's all
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Jack: Isn't she getting to be a problem?
Zack: Terri sticking her tongue down your throat is a problem? That time you got hit with a cane for messing up an order. Now that was a problem
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Larry:You'll never guess what I found out!
Jack:What?
Larry:I have a brother!
Zack: Larry we've been over this before.The lawyer from Night Court isn't your brother.We even had to convince him not to have you arrested and have the closest charge against you be a restraining order when you wouldn't leave him alone that one time he was at the Regal Beagle
Larry: Seriously, I thought he and I were brothers.
Zack: Well, you thought wrong.
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Mrs.Tripper:Jack I just worry about you.I want you to stay pure until you meet the right girl.
Zack: Well you better call Mr.Peabody and waaaaay back machine to do that.
Jack:Zack do you know how dumb that sounds?
Zack:You're right.Dogs can't talk
Mrs. Tripper: *woofs like a dog*
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Jack: I don't know how much longer I can do this.
Zack: Well all you have do is find a way to stop thinking about a gorgeous girl in cowboy boots and short shorts and a sexy tank top
Jack: Jack what are you talking about?
Zack:I'm just saying you need to handle your urges. That's all
Jack: Right...because your handle YOURS so well.
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Jack: Isn't she getting to be a problem?
Zack: Terri sticking her tongue down your throat is a problem? That time you got hit with a cane for messing up an order. Now that was a problem
Jack: But I thought he said "beets" instead of "beef."
Zack: This coming from a chef who knows his way around the kitchen.
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Janet:I can't find Jack anywhere.
Terri:Maybe he's in the closet.
Zack:I don't know about that although him & Larry spend so much time together.Maybe Furley is right after all
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Terri: We get to vent our rage on a male dominated sexist society.
Jack:I think I will just stay home.
Janet:For what? Target practice?
Zack: So you think because I'm a man that I've had a better life than you? Now that's sexist.
Terri: Did you eat every day?
Zack:No
Janet: Did you have your own bed?
Zack:No!
Terri: Did you at least have clean clothes every day?
Zack:NO!
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Terri: We get to vent our rage on a male dominated sexist society.
Jack:I think I will just stay home.
Janet:For what? Target practice?
Zack: So you think because I'm a man that I've had a better life than you? Now that's sexist.
Terri: Did you eat every day?
Zack:No
Janet: Did you have your own bed?
Zack:No!
Terri: Did you at least have clean clothes every day?
Zack:NO!
Janet: Did you ever stop saying NO for one day?
Zack: NO!
Terri: She's got you there.
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Jack:I need to win her back.
Larry:Just practice what you'd say on me.
Jack: Okay.(Zack comes in and just stands there and watches)Baby I know you may not believe me,but no girl has come close to how I feel about you.
Zack:(clears his throat)
Jack: Zack how long have you been standing there?
Zack: Long enough to hear this confession.I'm just going to leave and let you two love birds have some alone time(leaves)
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Angelino: Tripper I just wanted to say that I know how hard it was to see your cousin get banned from the restaurant,but I couldn't let him get away with what he did to my baby girl.
Jack:Well I understand
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Angelino: What was that?
Jack:I didn't hear anything.
Zack: Jack I'll clean this up and I'll be on my way before Angelino gets here.
Angelino:Is that your cousin?
Jack: Zack get out of here.
Zack: Don't worry.I'll be out before that blowhard shows up.
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Jack:I don't think you should talk about Mr.Angelino that way.
Zack: Why not?He kicked me out of here when he should be thanking me.
Jack:Why?
Zack:I didn't want to sleep with Francesca since I just got out of a relationship,but it's a good thing I did.Otherwise I wouldn't have found out she was opening up her own restaurant and planned on stealing everyone who works here along with giving them better benefits which includes sleeping with the employee of the month.(walking in)Yet this is how I get treated by that horse's....Angelino
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Zack:I don't know if it's because I've spent more time here since me & Cindy broke up than I normally do,but it seems we really get into situations where we assume things that turn out to be a different story than we thought it was
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Zack: Hey guys.I just bumped into Linda and she told me to give this letter for you to read.
Jack:Why don't you just let girls know how her & Larry betrayed me.
Larry:Hey she forced herself on me.
Zack: I'll just let you have the letter to read.
Jack:No.They need to know everything.
Zack: Fine.You asked for it. "Jack I just wanted to say that what happened between me & Larry was the best choice I made."
Larry:Hey did you here that Jack?
Zack:"It made me realize how desperate I really was to hurt Jack."
Jack:Still want to gloat Larry?
Zack:"I mean sleeping with a used car salesman when I dated a chef?How low can my life get?"
Terri:This is more enjoyable than anything on TV right now.
Zack:"After what happened,it took your cousin to talk some sense into me after what I did and tried to get over it by throwing myself at him only to be turned down."
Jack:She did what?!
Zack:I told you that you & Larry should've read it by yourselves.Anyway "I realized that I better get out of this place before I become like one of those women I can't stand you leaving me for.Goodbye forever"
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