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Old 08-16-2019, 06:32 PM   #691
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Girl:(to Larry)I just saw you kissing another girl.
Larry:I can explain.
Girl:Well all I can say is if you enjoy having so much lipstick on you,then let me help you out(takes out her lipstick and puts it all over Larry's mouth then leaves)
Zack:(to Larry)I'll have a cheeseburger and a order of fries.
Larry:What are you talking about?
Zack:I'm sorry Larry.I thought I was talking to the clown at the fast food restaurant
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Larry:Zack I'm never going to listen to you about giving me a fake name to get other girls besides mine
Jack:What was it?
Larry:Michael Oxmaul
Zack:I actually had him call himself Mike
Jack:What's wrong with being called Mike instead of Michael?(Zack whispers in his ear)
Larry:It's not funny.Now other girls won't speak to me without laughing
Zack:Next time just stick with your girl using your real name Mr.Oxmaul
Larry: It was the best I could come up with.
Jack: If that was the best you could come up with, then I can only imagine what the worst is you could come up with.
Zack: I'm sure he'll think of something, he always does.
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Girl:(to Larry)I just saw you kissing another girl.
Larry:I can explain.
Girl:Well all I can say is if you enjoy having so much lipstick on you,then let me help you out(takes out her lipstick and puts it all over Larry's mouth then leaves)
Zack:(to Larry)I'll have a cheeseburger and a order of fries.
Larry:What are you talking about?
Zack:I'm sorry Larry.I thought I was talking to the clown at the fast food restaurant
Larry: I'm not funny.
Zack: She made a clown out of you.
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Terri:Zack somebody complained about you and I was sent here to punish you?
Zack:Am I having a good day or a bad day?
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Jack: (waking up) Ouch. My head. How long was I out?
Zack:3 years
Jack: WHAT?!
Zack: Just kidding
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Zack:(gets handed a list)What is this?
Jack:It's a chore list with our names and the chores we have to do
Zack:I know that,but it's unfair
Janet:How?
Zack:Look at how I'm on here almost every time "Zack" "Zack" "Zack" "Zack" "Zack" "Zack".I've had my name said that many times before,but it was by Cindy and it was more fun
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Jack:Come on Zack.Don't be down.You'll find the woman of your dreams soon
Zack:When?
Larry:It could be when you least expect it to happen
Mike The Bartender: (trying to handle a drunk)I think you better leave before you make a scene.
Drunk:I'll teach you to talk that way to me(they bump into a jukebox)
(Terri enters)
Terri:You should be more careful
(the jukebox plays These Arms Are Mine)
Larry:Zack did you see how weird that was?
Zack:All that happened was Terri coming in while my favorite song was playing as I was wondering who my dream girl would end up being
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(Zack is sleeping on the couch)
Terri:Zack get up!
Zack:Huh? (sees Janet & Terri)Am I dreaming? Of course not. You both have your clothes on
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Larry:I told you.That she loved me.
Jack:How do you know that?
Larry:She left me a package full of things to thank me for last night.
Zack:What's in it?
Larry:I don't know.I haven't open it.(starts opening it) It's a black rose,a horror book,and doll....THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!
Doll:I'm Loser Larry AND I'M EVIL!
Larry:WHAT?!
Jack:Why would she give that type of doll?
Zack:And where can I get one?
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Zack: I don't think Terri should go through with the wedding he's bad news.
Jack:Well what are you going to do about it?
Zack: I don't know because she won't believe me unless I have proof and you know I'm right.
Jack: Well in the mean time,I will just tell them that they're not getting a chocolate cake.
Zack: Yeah that's it. Once they find out they're not getting a chocolate cake,the wedding will be called off for sure
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Zack: I don't think Terri should go through with the wedding he's bad news.
Jack:Well what are you going to do about it?
Zack: I don't know because she won't believe me unless I have proof and you know I'm right.
Jack: Well in the mean time,I will just tell them that they're not getting a chocolate cake.
Zack: Yeah that's it. Once they find out they're not getting a chocolate cake,the wedding will be called off for sure
Jack: Or some other way.
Zack: You don't mean...
Jack: Yes I do.
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Larry:Zack how would you feel if I told you that I would be paying you back for all of the money you loaned me?
Zack:I would have the same feeling Charlie Brown has while Lucy holds the football for him.
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Larry:Zack how would you feel if I told you that I would be paying you back for all of the money you loaned me?
Zack:I would have the same feeling Charlie Brown has while Lucy holds the football for him.
Larry; The feeling it's never going to happen?
Zack: You bet.
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Jack:I would like some whipped cream on my sundae.
Waitress:That's gonna cost you extra.
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Jack:What's so funny?
Zack:That's not the first time I heard a girl say that to you.
Jack:What?
Zack:Jack the closet I slept in was next to your room growing up
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Jack:What's so funny?
Zack:That's not the first time I heard a girl say that to you.
Jack:What?
Zack:Jack the closet I slept in was next to your room growing up
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