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Old 01-07-2019, 08:31 PM   #631
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Zack:I can't believe Cindy is dead
Mr.Snow:Yeah.I believe it was her tripping on the top step when she was going to call you to see if you wanted to get back together because nobody was as special to her as you were.
Zack:I would've wanted to because I've missed her lately
Jack:I bet you have
Mr.Snow:What's that supposed to mean?
Zack:Nothing.I've been dying to get a hold of her,but I didn't know if she felt the same way.
Jack: Oh she did.Many times.
Mr.Snow: Okay please tell me what he's talking about.
Zack:Well the reason I was so special to her is because I was her first and probably only guy she slept with
Mr.Snow:YOU SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?! HOW DARE YOU!(punches him).I'LL KILL YOU!
Zack: Alright keep doing that so I can see her again.(continues getting punched)That's it.I'm coming for you Cindy!
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Furley: Can you hurry up?
Zack: (trying to pick the lock)I'm trying as fast as I can.Plus you're the one that got us locked in here because you were too busy talking to the woman who was just being a distraction.
Furley:It's not my fault she looked like she was into me.
Zack:Will you be quiet?Otherwise I'll tell our friends and the rest of the people in the building that your middle name is Francis.
Furley:How did you know that?
Zack:It's on your license you gave me Franny
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Jack: Zack did you ruin all of the pictures of my mom by drawing on them?
Zack: When?
Jack: They were fine yesterday
Zack: Then it wasn't me although I may or may not have done something like that years ago
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Zack:I can't believe Cindy is dead
Mr.Snow:Yeah.I believe it was her tripping on the top step when she was going to call you to see if you wanted to get back together because nobody was as special to her as you were.
Zack:I would've wanted to because I've missed her lately
Jack:I bet you have
Mr.Snow:What's that supposed to mean?
Zack:Nothing.I've been dying to get a hold of her,but I didn't know if she felt the same way.
Jack: Oh she did.Many times.
Mr.Snow: Okay please tell me what he's talking about.
Zack:Well the reason I was so special to her is because I was her first and probably only guy she slept with
Mr.Snow:YOU SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?! HOW DARE YOU!(punches him).I'LL KILL YOU!
Zack: Alright keep doing that so I can see her again.(continues getting punched)That's it.I'm coming for you Cindy!
Jack: You're loving this, aren't you?
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Furley: Can you hurry up?
Zack: (trying to pick the lock)I'm trying as fast as I can.Plus you're the one that got us locked in here because you were too busy talking to the woman who was just being a distraction.
Furley:It's not my fault she looked like she was into me.
Zack:Will you be quiet?Otherwise I'll tell our friends and the rest of the people in the building that your middle name is Francis.
Furley:How did you know that?
Zack:It's on your license you gave me Franny
Jack: His middle name is "Francis"?
Zack: Yes it is.
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Jack: Zack did you ruin all of the pictures of my mom by drawing on them?
Zack: When?
Jack: They were fine yesterday
Zack: Then it wasn't me although I may or may not have done something like that years ago
Jack: I know you did it.
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Jack:Larry I'm going to win her heart because I'm the guy who gives better massages
Larry:Are you sure about that?(starts massaging him)
Jack:Wow that feels good,but I can do it better.
Larry: Oh yeah that's that the spot.Now it's my turn(they start massaging each other as Zack comes in)
Jack:This feels great.
Larry:I've never felt better
Zack:Am I interrupting something?
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Zack:I guess Furley was right.I'll just leave and let you 2 continue
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Zack:I can't believe your date ended up being my sister that I never knew about
Jack:Half sister
Zack:That makes her your cousin
Jack:Half cousin
Zack:Well I hope you slept with the right half
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Jack:Larry I'm going to win her heart because I'm the guy who gives better massages
Larry:Are you sure about that?(starts massaging him)
Jack:Wow that feels good,but I can do it better.
Larry: Oh yeah that's that the spot.Now it's my turn(they start massaging each other as Zack comes in)
Jack:This feels great.
Larry:I've never felt better
Zack:Am I interrupting something?
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Zack:I guess Furley was right.I'll just leave and let you 2 continue
Larry: It's not what you think.
Zack: No need to explain. *leaves the room in a hurry*
Jack: Zack! Come back here.
Terri: What's the big hurry, Zack?
Zack: I'm not in a hurry.
Terri: What's going on? *starts to open the door*
Zack: Don't go in there! *tries to stall her*
Terri: *opens the door and sees Jack and Larry massaging each other*
Zack: I told you not go in there.
Terri: *leaves the apartment and bumps into Janet*
Janet: Nice to see you too.
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Jack:Zack I'm tired of you & Cindy breaking furniture around here just because you 2 can't keep your hands off each other.I wouldn't let you keep living here if we weren't family along with the fact that you give us money and also in the past defended me when people called me a Momma's boy

Zack:And I also defended you when they said things about you that weren't true
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Zack:And I also defended you when they said things about you that weren't true
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Jack:I had the best time.We had spaghetti and ate it Lady & The Tramp style
Zack:Well based on your type of women,that would make you the lady
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Zack: Cindy I saw the pregnancy test while waiting for you in your dorm room and I have to say I'm thrilled.
Cindy:Thrilled?A girl getting pregnant while in college isn't thrilling at all.
Zack: But something good can come out of it.
Cindy:Well won't be able to at least until we find out who the father is.
Zack:You don't know who the father of the kid is?
Cindy:Well it could be my roommate's boyfriend.
Zack:AND WHY WOULD IT BE HIM?!
Cindy:Actually it could be any of the guys that have came into the dorm
Zack:WHAT?I thought I was the only guy you were sleeping with.
Cindy:You are.Wait you think it was mine?No it's my roommate
Zack:What a relief.Don't scare me like that.
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Zack:Well based on your type of women,that would make you the lady
Jack: *bats eyes like a lady* You really think so?
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Zack: Cindy I saw the pregnancy test while waiting for you in your dorm room and I have to say I'm thrilled.
Cindy:Thrilled?A girl getting pregnant while in college isn't thrilling at all.
Zack: But something good can come out of it.
Cindy:Well won't be able to at least until we find out who the father is.
Zack:You don't know who the father of the kid is?
Cindy:Well it could be my roommate's boyfriend.
Zack:AND WHY WOULD IT BE HIM?!
Cindy:Actually it could be any of the guys that have came into the dorm
Zack:WHAT?I thought I was the only guy you were sleeping with.
Cindy:You are.Wait you think it was mine?No it's my roommate
Zack:What a relief.Don't scare me like that.
Cindy: Well now that you mention it...
Zack: Really?
Cindy: Yes.
Zack: How long?
Cindy: Two months.
Zack: *faints*
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