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Old 04-20-2006, 11:23 AM   #196
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I resent that remark, and I am posting to TJ, with hopes of getting you banned.

A sobbing Harv
I THINK ILL COMPLAIN AS WELL

i feel the new yaak comment was totaly true and accurate

and we sure cant have accurate and honest statements here

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Old 04-20-2006, 11:32 AM   #197
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I resent BOTH OF YOU, lilhave and Loren

Both of you are bullies and meddlesome

NOT ONLY am I reporting this post to TJ

BUTTTT I am gonna email savageamusement every 90 seconds until the post is gone and you 2 are Banned for life

then I am gonna call loren and harvey, both of you, over and over and over today telling you how bad you are

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Old 04-20-2006, 11:32 AM   #198
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Wink ps

for the more simpleminded readers

that was what is known as "sarcasm"
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:40 AM   #199
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for the more simpleminded readers

that was what is known as "sarcasm"
Thank God. I was just starting to mop up the puddle on the floor. You really scared me. Does anyone half a half a bottle of Mr. Clean to sell. Trade you with disk one of the Smurfs(unaired pilot).

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Old 04-20-2006, 11:41 AM   #200
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I resent BOTH OF YOU, lilhave and Loren

Both of you are bullies and meddlesome

NOT ONLY am I reporting this post to TJ

BUTTTT I am gonna email savageamusement every 90 seconds until the post is gone and you 2 are Banned for life

then I am gonna call loren and harvey, both of you, over and over and over today telling you how bad you are

Send them an email slap for me! Did you get my email from the other day?
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:49 AM   #201
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Send them an email slap for me! Did you get my email from the other day?
Is that the one where you trying to sell me a dvd photo of Lamont at a nudist colony disguised as a fig tree. Problem was you couldn't find the fig.

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Old 04-20-2006, 07:29 PM   #202
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Yes T-Greg is right I feel downright violated.

Insulted.

Oh wait....no I dont, I'm just hungry.

Carry on.

While I read these 90 complaints per second from Lamont

He says he is reporting you, but I know deep down he is sweet on me.
Its' the Southern way of boys....
Pulling pigtails and reporting posts.

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Old 04-20-2006, 07:38 PM   #203
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Cool ITS TRUE!!

the sad thing it

harvey is right!

99% of all the people i know here FIT THAT TO A "T"
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:03 AM   #204
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Default Bet you didn't know

. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.


2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.


3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.


4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.


5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.


6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.


7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".


8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).


9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)


10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.


11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.


12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.


13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.


14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.


15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.


16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)


17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.


18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."


19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.


20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.


21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so the called themselves Motorola.


22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.


23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.


25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.


26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.


27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."


28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!


29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.


30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.


31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.


32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

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Old 04-21-2006, 06:08 AM   #205
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs.

You can do anything if you want it bad enough. That is why we see so many people who can fly.

Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.

Never under-estimate your ability to over-estimate your ability.

Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.

While others complain that their glasses are half empty, find joy in the fact that yours is half full. Just make sure it's twice as big as everyone else's glass.

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next village.

Dare to dream the impossible. I mean, why not? Dreaming doesn't take any effort.

The key to someone's heart is never lost; it's just that the locks were changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho.

You have to learn to crawl before you can grovel.

Each dawn brings us a fresh start, because we never freakin' learn, do we?

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

Every failure is a step to success up a ladder that will eventually collapse under the weight of all those failures.

True beauty is on the inside, where no one will ever see it.

One person can make a difference, if that person is, like, Bill Gates or whatzisname, the speaker of the House of Representatives.

Every dog has his day. Of course, his day consists of smelling other dogs' butts.

You can run but you can't hide, except apparently along the Afghan-istan-Pakistan border.

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Default Santa is to stressed

Top Ten Signs The Stress Is Getting To Santa


10. He's begun selling elves on e-bay

9. Giving every child in world a broken Slinky and a card that reads "Go nuts"

8. Complaining that he's a grown man "surrounded by midgets and red-nosed donkeys"

7. Yesterday in a quiet ceremony, converted to Islam

6. Has been making personal appearances wearing Mrs. Claus's red velvet gown

5. After first "Ho..." often trails off into silence

4. Long rambling addresses to elves about black helicopters

3. His "Christmas carols" contain a lot of rhymes with the word "Nantucket"

2. Violated longstanding agreement by outing Blitzen

1. He's down to 530 pounds

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Default little leaguer is to old

Top Ten Signs A Little Leaguer Is Too Old


10. His drug tests come up positive for Centrum Silver

9. After the game, team orders 18 Slurpees and one margarita

8. Has to miss one weekend a month because of his national guard duty

7. Possible cuts in Social Security have left him too depressed to pitch

6. Teammates put teeth under pillow -- he puts his teeth in a glass of water

5. Artificial turf made by same company as his artificial hip

4. His positions: shortstop and team bus driver

3. He actually saw the Red Sox win a World Series

2. His first baseball memory: chasin' hookers with Babe Ruth

1. He's the only Little Leaguer going through a lengthy, bitter divorce

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Old 04-23-2006, 12:26 AM   #208
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Default Your date is not having a good time

Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Not Having a Good Time


10. Doesn't laugh when you give yourself ketchup sideburns

9. As you drop her off, she says "Do me a favor -- next time call a different escort service."

8. You catch her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your windshield

7. Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?

6. Seems unimpressed that you're the senior senator from Oregon

5. Lunges at you several times with a steak knife

4. Doesn't even finish her "Whopper"

3. It's been four hours since she left the ladies room

2. You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn

1. Whispers to waiter "Please kill me."

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Default Your eating to much

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much


10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

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Old 04-23-2006, 03:58 PM   #210
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a lot of these when i was single
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