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Ohio8 · 01-17-2022, 12:15 AM

Frank: "I hate all these damn fire hydrants. I'm glad dogs pee on 'em."

Ohio8 · 01-17-2022, 12:17 AM

Ray: "...she's an old lady. What else does she have?"

Debra: "Marie is going down."

Frank: "Those stupid broads... You can't overthrow Marie."

Ohio8 · 01-17-2022, 12:19 AM

Debra: (to Ray)"I have never been more attracted to you in my entire life."

Ohio8 · 02-02-2022, 08:20 PM

Frank: "That's nuts."
Ray: "That's Peggy."
Frank: "Peggy? Hey, Ray, isn't she the cookie lady that beat you up?"
Robert: "Hey, yeah. The cookie lady. She beat the chips out of you."
Ray: "I can't wait 'til one one of you needs a kidney."

Marie: "Some women are so pushy."

Frank: "There's cake in the back yard?"

Marie: "When I was a child..."
Frank: "You sat around the fire and wondered how it got there."

Ohio8 · 02-02-2022, 08:25 PM

Frank: "I don't need an alarm to scare away crooks from my home. I keep an o,d bat from that."

Frank: "I'll fight any one of you now."

Marie: "Since when is it a law against me expressing my feelings?"
Frank: "I've been trying to pass that legislation for years."

Amy: (to Debra)"Where do you keep your after-Marie liquor?"
Ray: "We don't have any liquor."
Debra: "Top cabinet, behind the ___________."

MA · 02-06-2022, 08:25 PM

Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!”
— Frank Barone

Ohio8 · 02-13-2022, 12:33 AM

Debra: "Ally, honey, if it wasn't for you-- "
Marie: "Your mother could be facing criminal charges."

Debra: (to Ray)"Are we terrible parents?"
Ray: "Probably."

Ohio8 · 02-13-2022, 06:10 PM

Robert: "Dad, be a person."

Marie: "I brought pies for after... I made two in case people don't fill up on dinner."

Frank: "Is it spiked?"

Robert: "This is great. Dinner and a show."

Frank: "I bet the chickens slept with one eye open."

Ray: "Ohhkay. Now it's a holiday."

Ray: "This doesn't happen if you have TV."

MA · 02-15-2022, 08:38 AM

Debra Barone:
Now listen. What happened in there, Nobody... tells... Ray

Frank Barone:
Or his mother

Debra Barone, Robert Barone, Amy MacDougall:
[Nods in agreement]

Ohio8 · 02-25-2022, 08:58 PM

Ray: (to Robert)"It's like your mouth is falling down the stairs."

MA · 02-26-2022, 02:33 PM

Marie: “The movies? Some people get to live it up.”

stevea · 04-18-2022, 09:10 PM

(Ray and Debra stop by the retirement community [where Frank and Marie recently just moved in] office)

Retirement comm. manager: Thank you for stopping by, Mr. Barone. We need your parents to move out.

MA · 04-26-2022, 12:17 PM

Ray: I was wondering-- are we still fighting?
Debra: What? Oh, no, no.
Ray: Okay, good. I almost bought flowers.

01-17-2022, 12:15 AM	#196
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02-06-2022, 08:25 PM	#201
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01-17-2022, 12:17 AM	#197
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Ray: "...she's an old lady. What else does she have?" Debra: "Marie is going down." Frank: "Those stupid broads... You can't overthrow Marie."

01-17-2022, 12:19 AM	#198
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Debra: (to Ray)"I have never been more attracted to you in my entire life."

02-02-2022, 08:20 PM	#199
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Frank: "That's nuts." Ray: "That's Peggy." Frank: "Peggy? Hey, Ray, isn't she the cookie lady that beat you up?" Robert: "Hey, yeah. The cookie lady. She beat the chips out of you." Ray: "I can't wait 'til one one of you needs a kidney." Marie: "Some women are so pushy." Frank: "There's cake in the back yard?" Marie: "When I was a child..." Frank: "You sat around the fire and wondered how it got there."

02-02-2022, 08:25 PM	#200
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Frank: "I don't need an alarm to scare away crooks from my home. I keep an o,d bat from that." Frank: "I'll fight any one of you now." Marie: "Since when is it a law against me expressing my feelings?" Frank: "I've been trying to pass that legislation for years." Amy: (to Debra)"Where do you keep your after-Marie liquor?" Ray: "We don't have any liquor." Debra: "Top cabinet, behind the ___________."

02-13-2022, 12:33 AM	#202
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Debra: "Ally, honey, if it wasn't for you-- " Marie: "Your mother could be facing criminal charges." Debra: (to Ray)"Are we terrible parents?" Ray: "Probably."

02-13-2022, 06:10 PM	#203
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Robert: "Dad, be a person." Marie: "I brought pies for after... I made two in case people don't fill up on dinner." Frank: "Is it spiked?" Robert: "This is great. Dinner and a show." Frank: "I bet the chickens slept with one eye open." Ray: "Ohhkay. Now it's a holiday." Ray: "This doesn't happen if you have TV."

02-15-2022, 08:38 AM	#204
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 114,313	Debra Barone: Now listen. What happened in there, Nobody... tells... Ray Frank Barone: Or his mother Debra Barone, Robert Barone, Amy MacDougall: [Nods in agreement]

02-25-2022, 08:58 PM	#205
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,638	Ray: (to Robert)"It's like your mouth is falling down the stairs."

02-26-2022, 02:33 PM	#206
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 114,313	Marie: “The movies? Some people get to live it up.”

04-18-2022, 09:10 PM	#207
stevea LITB/FKB/M3S Fan Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 21,200	(Ray and Debra stop by the retirement community [where Frank and Marie recently just moved in] office) Retirement comm. manager: Thank you for stopping by, Mr. Barone. We need your parents to move out.

04-26-2022, 12:17 PM	#208
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 114,313	Ray: I was wondering-- are we still fighting? Debra: What? Oh, no, no. Ray: Okay, good. I almost bought flowers.