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AB · 12-01-2021, 10:47 PM

Oliver & Lisa:

AB · 12-10-2021, 07:51 PM

Oliver & Lisa:

AB · 12-14-2021, 11:34 PM

Oliver & Lisa:

Ohio8 · 12-19-2021, 11:58 PM

Eb: "Yeah, that's where the action is."

MA · 12-20-2021, 08:14 AM

TV Kiddie Show Host: Sure, I remember that kid, he had on the most realistic looking pig costume I've ever seen. He won first prize.
Oliver Douglas: No, you don't understand, Arnold is a real PIG.
TV Kiddie Show Host: I'll say he is! We had five gallons of ice cream for those kids, and he ate every bit of it himself.

AB · 12-20-2021, 11:34 PM

Oliver & Lisa:

MA · 12-24-2021, 07:36 AM

Sir Geoffrey:
[Conducting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra] Now please, let's try it: Brahm's Lullaby. [the band plays a crawling version of "There's a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight"] Stop, stop! Hold it, hold it! May I ask what you were playing?

Eustace Charleton Haney:
Well, what was you conductin'?

Sir Geoffrey:
Brahm's Lullaby.

Eustace Charleton Haney:
Then that's what we was playin.'

Sir Geoffrey:
That was not Brahm's Lullaby.

Oliver Douglas:
[to Sir Geoffrey] Well it's as close as you're gonna get to it.

Sir Geoffrey:
Look is there anyone here who can read music?

Ralph Monroe:
Oh, I can.

Sir Geoffrey:
Oh, well then my dear, would you mind humming it for the others?

Ralph Monroe:
[to the tune of Brahms' Lullaby] La-da-dah, la-da-dah, la-da-dah-dah, da-da-dah, la-da-dah, dah...

Sir Geoffrey:
Fine. Now, let's all hum it together.

Band members:
[to the tune of Brahms' Lullaby] La-da-dah, la-da-dah, la-da-dah-dah, da-da-dah...

Sir Geoffrey:
Capital, capital, capital! Now, let's all play that.

[the band plays "There's a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight" as Sir Geoffrey breaks down and cries]

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:12 PM

Oliver: "Sexy -- "
Lisa: "You know, where they don't have any plot, but you don't care because they hardly wear any clothes."

Oliver: "A do-it-yourself caviar kit?"

Oliver: "Crank!"
Eb: "You certainly are."

Eb: "The Fourth of July certainly came early this year."

Oliver: "Yes, I'm tired, But it's a good tiredness, an American tiredness."

Hank: "Ben Miller had a 20-story cornstalk!"

Oliver: "Oh, boy. Did I have a nightmare."

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:16 PM

Oliver's catchphrases:

"Oh, for the love of..."

"Of all the..."

"Oh, you dirty..."

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:17 PM

Eb's catchphrase: "Golllllly."

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 08:08 PM

Eb: (to Oliver)"Leave it to you to spoil a perfectly good evening!"

Ohio8 · 01-03-2022, 07:33 PM

Hank: (to Oliver)"Would you be interested in a goat that speaks perfect Armenian?"

AB · 01-06-2022, 11:42 PM

Oliver:

AB · 01-16-2022, 10:30 PM

Oliver & Eb:

Ohio8 · 01-17-2022, 12:09 AM

Oliver: "That Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was really prolific."

12-01-2021, 10:47 PM	#256
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12-10-2021, 07:51 PM	#257
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12-14-2021, 11:34 PM	#258
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12-19-2021, 11:58 PM	#259
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Eb: "Yeah, that's where the action is."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

12-20-2021, 08:14 AM	#260
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 114,300	TV Kiddie Show Host: Sure, I remember that kid, he had on the most realistic looking pig costume I've ever seen. He won first prize. Oliver Douglas: No, you don't understand, Arnold is a real PIG. TV Kiddie Show Host: I'll say he is! We had five gallons of ice cream for those kids, and he ate every bit of it himself.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

12-20-2021, 11:34 PM	#261
AB Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 58,243	Oliver & Lisa: Attached Images

12-24-2021, 07:36 AM	#262
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 114,300	Sir Geoffrey: [Conducting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra] Now please, let's try it: Brahm's Lullaby. [the band plays a crawling version of "There's a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight"] Stop, stop! Hold it, hold it! May I ask what you were playing? Eustace Charleton Haney: Well, what was you conductin'? Sir Geoffrey: Brahm's Lullaby. Eustace Charleton Haney: Then that's what we was playin.' Sir Geoffrey: That was not Brahm's Lullaby. Oliver Douglas: [to Sir Geoffrey] Well it's as close as you're gonna get to it. Sir Geoffrey: Look is there anyone here who can read music? Ralph Monroe: Oh, I can. Sir Geoffrey: Oh, well then my dear, would you mind humming it for the others? Ralph Monroe: [to the tune of Brahms' Lullaby] La-da-dah, la-da-dah, la-da-dah-dah, da-da-dah, la-da-dah, dah... Sir Geoffrey: Fine. Now, let's all hum it together. Band members: [to the tune of Brahms' Lullaby] La-da-dah, la-da-dah, la-da-dah-dah, da-da-dah... Sir Geoffrey: Capital, capital, capital! Now, let's all play that. [the band plays "There's a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight" as Sir Geoffrey breaks down and cries]

12-29-2021, 07:12 PM	#263
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Oliver: "Sexy -- " Lisa: "You know, where they don't have any plot, but you don't care because they hardly wear any clothes." Oliver: "A do-it-yourself caviar kit?" Oliver: "Crank!" Eb: "You certainly are." Eb: "The Fourth of July certainly came early this year." Oliver: "Yes, I'm tired, But it's a good tiredness, an American tiredness." Hank: "Ben Miller had a 20-story cornstalk!" Oliver: "Oh, boy. Did I have a nightmare."

12-29-2021, 07:16 PM	#264
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Oliver's catchphrases: "Oh, for the love of..." "Of all the..." "Oh, you dirty..."

12-29-2021, 07:17 PM	#265
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Eb's catchphrase: "Golllllly."

12-29-2021, 08:08 PM	#266
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Eb: (to Oliver)"Leave it to you to spoil a perfectly good evening!"

01-03-2022, 07:33 PM	#267
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Hank: (to Oliver)"Would you be interested in a goat that speaks perfect Armenian?"

01-06-2022, 11:42 PM	#268
AB Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 58,243	Oliver: Attached Images

01-16-2022, 10:30 PM	#269
AB Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 58,243	Oliver & Eb: Attached Images

01-17-2022, 12:09 AM	#270
Ohio8 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 14,626	Oliver: "That Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was really prolific."

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