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Old 06-18-2019, 04:36 PM   #301
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Hawkeye: "I always feel very patriotic after OR. My whites are covered with red and it gives me the blues."
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"Hello, Adam's Ribs? I'd like to place a takeout order please.

OK, you hot a pencil? I want 20 pounds, no make that 40 pounds of your best ribs, THE JUMBOS! And I want some BBQ sauce...a gallon.

I'm having a party. My mother's out on parole." - Hawkeye

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Frank: "Haven't you two anything better to do when you're off duty than to lie around and swill gin?"
Hawkeye: "Swill gin?! Sir, I have sipped, lapped and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled!"
(Hawk and Trap talk about Hawkeye's search for the perfect martini.)
Frank: "Twaddle."
Hawkeye: (sarcastically) "Watch your language, Frank, or I'll wash your mouth out with soap.... By the way, did you know 'soap' is a four-letter word?"
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"You ordered spare ribs all the way from Chicago...and no cole slaw?" :Forgive us, we're draftees."
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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Trapper: "What's the announcement, Radar?"
Radar: "It's a lecture. Colonel Blake's gonna tell us everything he knows about sex."
Hawkeye: "Well it should be an enjoyable 60 seconds."
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Trapper: "Call us if you need us."
Hawkeye: "Yeah, but don't need us!"
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FRANK (angrily): This is the last straw!

HAWKEYE (casually to Trapper): Remind me to order more straws.
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Trapper: "Psst! Psst!"

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Potter: (to Radar)"Here, son. Kentucky sippin' whiskey. Now, don't gulp it. It has a boomerang effect."
(Radar sips Col. Potter's bourbon, gasps and hoarsely says "smooth".)
Potter: "I told ya to sip it."
Radar: "I did, sir."
Potter: "Oh."
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Potter: "What's the matter?"
Klinger: "Snapped my garter belt."
Potter: "Don't expect a Purple Heart."
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