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Archie : Regarding Obama and Hillary Clinton !

"I think it is really great that we had a black president, now I hope Hillary wins , I think it's time the United states has a woman president "!
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One of my best friends is a black disabled man (referring to his good buddy Sammy Davis Junior who had a glass eye). Archie
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Archie saying " I sure wish my niece and Lionel Jefferson would get married"!
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Edith: Archie (burp, burp) get me another beer, you dingbat!
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Archie: Edith, sit down and relax. Anything I can get for you?
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Meathead: "Gloria, for the thousandth time, I told you I'm not horny or hungry. Now put your clothes back on and get me my weed!"
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